The storm titan climbed out of his tub, and that is when Sargus made his move. A spear was launched, and it clanked off the storm titan's body.
"I'm not done yet!"
Sargus stomped the titan back into the water. (-1 HP) As he fell, he called out however. "Hey dragon, are you gonna join us or chew on little sissies all day long?"
The dragon was attracted by the call. Losing interest in the mage, he charged towards Sargus, readying to headbutt him...
"Ya think ya can just pass me eh?!"
Haldon leapt onto the charging beast's head, knocking it on the temple, but his hammer didn't break through.
Meanwhile, on the battlements...
*clang*
*clatter* "I tire of you, tin man."
Voytek attempted a particularly lethal swing, and joined the series of crit-failed heroic feats.
It left him open for attack, but luckily for him the knight's sword didn't bite deeply enough into his armour.
And even more luckily for Voytek two of his men made it up the battlements, shooting his enemies with some über damage rolls.
"Come, horsies" Brockram said, and for some reason the creatures obeyed.
Zahru had reached the top of the wall...
"You ready for a fight?!"
"YAAAA" Zahru yelled as he called upon his troll powers, and the veins on his left arm began to bulge as the muscles of his troll arm first contracted, then expanded heavily.
It was hard to tell who screamed louder, Zahru or the mage.
The monster axe nearly exploded the mage and made the tower a gore-filled tub.
The katana took another's head.
"???"
"Aaah!"
"That was supposed to be
your head. Ah, we'll get to that later." (you guessed it, crit fail! this has to be a record)
The ironic punishment brigade dumbly swarmed the wall, unable to get up.
Lord Skarr turned his attention to the other side for once...
... and another ladder fell, this time leaving the men unharmed.
A musketeer fell to crossbow fire.
A cascade broke from the skies and hit into the earth dragon. If only his mate hadn't failed so badly the water mages would've certainly inflicted damage.
The knights swarmed to the other side of the courtyard.
One engaged the spearmen on the battlements.
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These dice do not seem to like me...
There will be irony!
) and got a negative skill mod for now. He still managed to hit another crossbowman, but it didn't kill.
Did I mention the smith also crit-failed?
Come at me, lesser giants 