We're in Gothenburg with nothing to do so we bought some lego and are about to kill eachothers armies.
It was ages since I had a live BrikWar, but it was impractical to transport my Lego to Gothenburg. So we went to a toystore and spent a while feeling up some minifig bags looking for figs that were not fucking snowboarders.
These are my mighty warriors. In the 80s, the guy in black, Jack, was robbing a bank near Buckingham Palace in London when he ran into Sammy, the woman in pink who beat him up for messing with her music. A nearby standing guard chased them down an alley where they met a mafia boss dressed as a clown named Kia, who turned out to be the leader of Jack and Sammy and they decided to kidnap the guard, since Kia was a buddhist and couldn't kill people who hadn't attacked first. Then they suddenly saw a group of people approaching Buckingham Palace...
Cleopatra used her incredible ancient Egyptian magic to transport herself and her barbarian bodyguards to the future (the 80s) which she planned to conquer to expand her empire. The first person they met was Jane Goodall. Cleopatra said "Take me to your leader! So I can kill her and take over her empire!" so Jane showed Cleopatra the way to Buckingham Palace and the queen. Just as they were about to storm the palace, they ran into Kia and co., and a fierce battle ensued in the street...
The battle begins tomorrow, October 15th at:
11:00 Swedish time
19:00 Japanese time
18:00 Western Australia time
You will be able to offer tactical advice as the battle progresses. Which we will probably ignore.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE