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Postby Tzan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:17 pm

I wasn't going to mention this but after I removed the bandages and clear tape coverings I decided to take a picture. So when you have the picture I guess you need to post it.

This was taken about 5 minutes after the bandage removal, so its a bit red.

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So those three locations with staples are where the tools or the surgeons hand went in. The red mark near my navel is a burn mark from one of their tools, thanks guys.

Top center you can see the bottom part of the scar from my quad bypass surgery. Just below that are three holes where the drain tubes were.

My belly is still a bit bloated out from the Percoset, I hate that shit.

The photo is not entirely in focus but I'm not a US Senator yet.


In July I had a kidney stone, the cult scan showed a 6cm mass on the other kidney. They cut that out on wednesday and sewed up the kidney so I've got 1.5 kidneys.

Its probably cancer, but I wont know till later this week. They said it hasnt spread and they don't do chemotherapy for kidney cancer, because it doesn't respond to it. But its all cut out so I should be good.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:41 pm

I had my appendix area stapled as well when I was about 12 and it had to be taken out.

Anyways, I wish you get well soon.
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Postby Olothontor » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:45 pm

Nice Fruit-of-the-looms.

EDIT: Wait, did I miss the point?
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Postby Tzan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:08 pm

Olothontor wrote:Nice Fruit-of-the-looms.

EDIT: Wait, did I miss the point?


Thanks, they are clean too!

To answer your question. This is an art image posted in the art forum and as with most modern art, people need to interpret the work themselves.

So the piece may mean two different things to two different penises.
For example: Twilight Sparkle might be thinking that the surgeons made a mess of things and with just a wave of her horn she could have cured me with magic!
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Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:36 pm

It's too bad about all the health stuff, but at least you can pick up chicks easy with your baggy pants and scarred body.

Also Staples: :666:
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Postby stubby » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:40 pm

Hmm. Pretty good, but I'm still waiting for photos from IVhorseman's latest adventure.
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Postby BFenix » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:52 pm

The ladies always dig a guy with a scar. Now a whole bunch of them? Pussy magnet dude :warhead:

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Postby Tzan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:36 pm

stubby wrote:Hmm. Pretty good, but I'm still waiting for photos from IVhorseman's latest adventure.



Smoking the weed made him think he was superman and he jumped off a roof?

Oh I just noticed, I have navel herpes :shock:
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:11 pm

BFenix wrote:The ladies always dig a guy with a scar. Now a whole bunch of them? Pussy magnet dude :warhead:


Do emotional scars count as well? I have a lot of those.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:12 pm

Ack! Unexpected half-naked man- oh, that's Tzan. Nevermind.

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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:25 pm

Scars are awesome. Hopefully your insides are okay and stuff.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:43 pm

Grow more hair bitch
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Postby Tzan » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:12 pm

Its weird, I have fairly hairy arms and legs but not on my chest.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:21 pm

IVHorsemen punched through a solid concrete wall and injured his pinky in the process.

Tzan, which scars are the ones from when you choked the doctor out and insisted on finishing the surgery yourself?
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Postby feuer_faust » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:27 pm

It's the one that sorta looks like Manly-Fuckin'-Santa from a certain angle.

EDIT: KHAAAAAN!

...I mean, WORD FILTERS! I guess we can call him MFS for short and let people's imaginations work.
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