Now ladies and gentlemen, the fearless Admiral Byron DeSilva of the Yellow Sector.
Wielding one of the few Anal Disruptors in the brikverse and always carrying an old brown satchel(rumored to hold grenades, poison darts, a revolver, a bottle of rum, bad poetry, a steam powered device for the ladies, the bible, a notebook full of drawings and pictures of all the species and tribes he's discovered, a small cog, knives, a claymore, secret files that would be deadly if pirates/otharr empires got to it, his pet cult, a dapper hat and extra pair of trousers.
Basically he's a tough diplomat and experienced Admiral past his glory days and a failed poet. He is one of the few that owns an Anal disruptor, because I believe only him and Silvadream should be able to use it.
The best part of the alliance with the Immortals is not the Infinity Satchel, but the Super Jewish Steam Nova Sword. If a target is hit with the Steam Nova Sword, it suffers burn damage the next term.