Dreska of Leoncor
Braving "The Stare," Dreska addresses the demigoddess with smiles and warmth..."On the contrary, Great Fluttershy, I am but a friend to the animals..." At this, Dreska produces a cute little chicken from her back pocket. "A gift!" at which Fluttershy appears to soften. "In fact, I was wondering," continues Dreska, "if you would like to come to Leoncor's Exotic Gala this summer? There will be all manner of fuzzy, winning, and heart-melting critters there; I know you would just love it! Do come? As a guest of the state?"
Achievement Unlocked: Friendship is Magic!
Dreska has gained the Favor of the Mighty Little penis.
On to matters more pressing, the griffin spins about to assault the Scarab. Both fail to achieve damage. Dreska guards the rear. "Ain't nobody laying a hand on MY NEW SMITHY!"
Darius the Treasure Hunter
The sneaky archers attempt to snipe the fallen Conrad. Conrad is wounded from the volley (-1hp).
The archers then proceed to claim the treasure chest.
"Hang on Stalwart Lady" Darius shouts toward Dreska..."As a friend to civility and order, allow me to aid you in dispatching these Barbars!"
Darius' words are choice and confident; nevertheless, the Horse Lord once again demonstrates an ironic amount of incompetence with his lance (crit fail).
(not shown) Darius' remaining Treasure Bearer follows close behind.
Wiping the gore of many enemies off his face and hands, the Barbarian Leader gets down on his hands and knees, praying the the penis Demigoddess.
"Erm...beaudorable Flutterby...I be prayin that thee would take yonder Knight and skedaddle with him into yon Equestrian Void..."
The air around the smithy begins to glow; the demigoddess gives a piercing cry...and...
(the upper black die was Conrad's...)
...Conrad finds himself swirling to the Vortex, headed straight to Ponyville and 1000 years of lootless, rapeless, pillageless friendship! Fluttershy has left with him.
Non-plussed, the remaining Raiders assault Dreska's griffin. A massive damage roll takes its toll on the beast!
Dreska attempts to counter onto one of the Raiders, but her blow is parried.
Yet...as if a faint whisper...Dreska hears the smallest of voices in her ear. "Thank you for befriending me while I visited your world ^.^ I've sent a few of my little friends to ensure that we meet again at the Gala..."
The favor gained at the beginning of the Turn seems to have paid off; a cadre of razgrizzly and feathered animals have latched onto the Bestiarius on the Scarab. I don't know if he'll survive this one
Darius - 9 (1 hero)
RavenBane - 4 eliminated
The Smiths - 0 eliminated
Barbarians - 5
Dreska - 5 (1 hero, 1 hovel, +2 gold)
Demigoddess Fluttershy - 1 (1 Conrad pet)