RTD: Afterlife

[Scottsman]

This will be a play by post Roll to Dodge game taking place in the afterlife (Your characters won't know this immediately). It will include weird shit, so be warned. If you want to join, just post a brief description of who you were in life, and I will handle the rest. I'll begin when we have 4 people.

[Silverdream]

This is a ripoff of RTD: Hell and back. I demand you apologize.

[Scottsman]

Never even heard of it. It is more then possible for  different people at 2 different times can independently develop the same idea. Oh, by the way, you can be from any time period you want.

[Ross_Varn]

After two moments of deliberation, I'm in.

Jack "Mirror" Fawks

Teenage Rebel from 2025. Grew up on the wasteland streets of The Occupied Canadian Front. Dressed in what he thinks is appropriate leather getup for the end of the world, with a head chock-full of popular culture, an odd accent, and a bandoleer full of spraypaint. His hair is slicked back behind a red bandanna, and he wears a pair of plastic aviator goggles around his neck.

[SnakeMittens]

Sounds good. I'm in.

Dzhastin Mayak

Russian KGB Agent from the Cold War. Looks like a completely normal guy but knows 9001 ways to kill you. Also codes and stuff, but that's useless in the afterlife with no one to send secret messages to.

Edit: Oh yeah. Ross, what happened to RTD: Evolution?

[Scottsman]

I can tell already that this will be both awesome and hilarious.

[IVhorseman]

Kruung, Child of Man

Among the oldest of man's ancestors from 6000 BC, Kruung was a hunter-gatherer with an emphasis on the former. Interests include sizeable rocks, clubbing, and fire. Dislikes wheels, permenant dwellings, and most living things

[Silverdream]

Rory Abernathy, The Struan

A Scottish soldier from the war of Scottish Independence. He carries around a knife, claymore and a small set bagpipes while proudly marching in his tartan.

[lawmaster]

Vosok Vesselius

2789 A post apocalypse person in which the apocalypse was the overthrowing of the human race by aliens. He was one of the brains that proved vital in knowing what to do.

[Ross_Varn]

So we have a teen punk, a secret agent, a caveman, and a Scot.

This is exactly what I expected. Excellent.

[knolli]

I'm still waiting for an Elvis Imitator to show up. But it's a nice mix you have here.

[Silverdream]

Now I suddenly have the urge to be a member of the French Resistance. Oh well, maybe next time.  

[Scottsman]

Four individuals awaken in a large, featureless, almost white field of grass. They attempt to get their bearings, and find the sky to be inordinately light as well. Of in the distance they see a large city of marble and gold. In the other direction, a black, spiky fortress, with a large tower holding a great blue eye, patiently scanning the landscape. That's when they see themselves.
There is a medium sized man with grey, ashen skin. He has impressive muscular definition, and his fingers end in razor like claws. He is wearing a black suit.(Snakemittens)
There is a scrawny, smallish man with deep black skin stretched over a gaunt body.He seems to be twitching slightly. He is wearing a leather vest and baggy pants. (Ross)
There is a tall man with shock white skin, covered in blue warpaint. He has heavy arms ending in almost talon like claws. He is in a leather jacket and a kilt.(Silverdream)
Lastly, a giant of a man, with grayish skin, a head taller than anyone else. His left arm is very muscular, but otherwise normal. His right arm is slightly bigger, and ends in a large, bony club. He is wearing a loincloth. (IVhorseman)

All of you a very confused.

[IVhorseman]

where am arm

Kruung look for mammoth. Kruung scan landscape like big scary eyeball. Kruung no like buildings.

[lawmaster]

Does no one see my sign up post?