HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

[Warhead]

Huh...

When I was a kid I had to wake at dawn, headbutt a mammoth to death, cook it with my knees, eat the plates afterwards and shit clean plates for the next day, fuck all the neighbours moms and that was before heading off to work down't death pitt to fight monsters with a spork... but just try telling the young people of today that..... they wont believe you!

[Warhead]

...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair!

[Apollyon]

Hm, a few weeks ago at my mom's funeral my aunts said i just look like my dad when he was young. Must be the long hair. I guess that does not qualify? Still it is the first thing that comes up to my mind atm reading the topic.

[Tzan]

...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair!

Sorry, I can't do that until you comment on this:

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[Tzan]

Huh...

When I was a kid I had to wake at dawn, headbutt a mammoth to death, cook it with my knees, eat the plates afterwards and shit clean plates for the next day, fuck all the neighbours moms and that was before heading off to work down't death pitt to fight monsters with a spork... but just try telling the young people of today that..... they wont believe you!

Truley AWESOME! Thanks Warhead!

[The Shadowscythe]

...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair!

Anal . . . . hair . . .

Someone pass me the fukken brain bleach . . .

[RoC77]

My knees hurt!

[The Shadowscythe]

My knees hurt!

My knees always hurt, major knee surgery would do that too ya, you loody tyke!

[Warhead]

Good comments, death by anal hair rescinded.

BFenix, it wasn't until my dad died that I came to terms with how much like him I might not mind being... should have killed him years ago. Sorry about your mom dude... and no,not just because it's me and I like moms. Thought I'd best include that before the others start a post frenzy of yo mom jokes... not that it'll matter.