HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Warhead » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:34 pm

Huh...

When I was a kid I had to wake at dawn, headbutt a mammoth to death, cook it with my knees, eat the plates afterwards and shit clean plates for the next day, fuck all the neighbours moms and that was before heading off to work down't death pitt to fight monsters with a spork... but just try telling the young people of today that..... they wont believe you! :|
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Warhead » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:17 pm

...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair! :evil:
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Apollyon » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:22 pm

Hm, a few weeks ago at my mom's funeral my aunts said i just look like my dad when he was young. Must be the long hair. I guess that does not qualify? Still it is the first thing that comes up to my mind atm reading the topic.
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Tzan » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:35 pm

Warhead wrote:...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair! :evil:



Sorry, I can't do that until you comment on this:

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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Tzan » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:44 pm

Warhead wrote:Huh...

When I was a kid I had to wake at dawn, headbutt a mammoth to death, cook it with my knees, eat the plates afterwards and shit clean plates for the next day, fuck all the neighbours moms and that was before heading off to work down't death pitt to fight monsters with a spork... but just try telling the young people of today that..... they wont believe you! :|



Truley AWESOME! Thanks Warhead!
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:47 am

Warhead wrote:...I demand and deserve some banter after such a magnificent post, or I will garot you with my anal hair! :evil:


Anal . . . . hair . . .

Someone pass me the fukken brain bleach . . .
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby RoC77 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:54 pm

My knees hurt!
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:58 am

RoC77 wrote:My knees hurt!


My knees always hurt, major knee surgery would do that too ya, you loody tyke!
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Re: HELP! I'm Turning Into My DAD!

Postby Warhead » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:15 am

Good comments, death by anal hair rescinded.

BFenix, it wasn't until my dad died that I came to terms with how much like him I might not mind being... should have killed him years ago. Sorry about your mom dude... and no,not just because it's me and I like moms. Thought I'd best include that before the others start a post frenzy of yo mom jokes... not that it'll matter.
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