Civilians - heavyfishcannon
The superhero wannabe called in the Justice Avengers to help him fight against the peach mutants. Super-Tight-Suit-Girl, The Mysterious Gentleman, and a dark, gritty anti-hero called The Ass-Kicker swooped in to save the day. They had all been drinking in The Mysterious Gentleman's stately manor just before.
They were all pretty hammered, and all that swooping had upset their stomachs. They puked all over the street, much to the displeasure of the street sweeper. And everyone, really.
Unfazed by the battle or the drunks barfing in the street, the sluts decided the best way to distract the peaches would be to have sex with each other.
Sgt. O'Leary shot the peach rebel again, killing him.
He took his blaster, and then went upstairs in order to avoid getting turned into bloody chunks by the peach with a chainsaw.
The crane operator bashed the building again. He knocked away some blocks, but didn't hit the peach.
Seemingly unaware of the battle unfolding around them, the Xtreme sports punks decided to go make fun of a Russian.
The mummy recognized the punk on the trike as the one who had vandalized his tomb. He began shambling in his direction with an malevolent gleam in his dead eyes.
Old Man Higgins reeled in his fish.
The surviving Dimmie went off to go finish on what the other Dimmie had started.
The picnickers retreated, and then freaked out about how he had gotten his hand bitten off by a polar bear.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.