Robot Monkey wrote:> Reveal Identity as Third Alliance Spy, and begin looking for a weapon.
Jawohl! You are actually a spy for the Third Alliance who has infiltrated this Scythian ship, posing as a common soldier.
enders_shadow wrote:>Get dressed in your uniform and grab your gun. Then find your CO
newcowboy wrote:Get dressed, and go find your CO
The Shadowscythe wrote:OPEN EQUIPTMENT LOCKER and SNORT FORGOTTEN CRACK STASH.
You open your equipment locker. Inside are your CARBINE LASER RIFLE, your SCYTHIAN UNIFORM, and... hey! A CRACK STASH that you had totally forgotten about.
You get kitted out.
Better snort that crack stash before someone finds it. You wonder for a moment how you can snort without a nose, but soon your mind is cleared of all such annoying thoughts.
Now you feel ready for anything! You leave your cabin and head down to the DINING HALL to find your officer.
And there she is, waiting for breakfast along with one of your squadmates; MARTIN BALOUN.
Keldoclock wrote:Order for one of the ships: Self-destruct!
Meanwhile on another Scythian ship, you are this CAPTAIN, getting an intercom message.
SOLDIER: Captain, we've found some kind of strange green fluid down in Maintenance. We're pretty sure it's just old vomit, but it's got some of the troops pretty spooked - one of them even insists it's the tracks of an Awful Green Thing...
CAPTAIN: Awful Green Thing?!?
You don't become a captain of the Scythian navy if you are unable to make quick decisions.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.