BATTLE OF THE MAREN. THE END.

[Silverdream]

James DeSilva gets up, and decides to fight to the last man.



He Summons his horse, and prepares to charge.



"Sorry Milfy, I'm going to bust some Bavarian heads in"



They all charge, as the powerful Sniper rifles cut them down.



The Irish guy gets a kill.



James' horse was killed. He and the Immortal OT Flamer Axe take down two Bavarians.



Warhead was killed by ridiculous crits.



The Terminator fires his shotgun, wounding James...



And killing the poor Irish tenant farmer. He died the way he lived, as a slave to his Empire.

Meanwhile,



Nedonuker zaps the only target in his way with his Zap-o-matic.



From one diseased form to another.



"DIE PILECKI, DIE DESILVA"



BoBby Hayha makes himself useful, and kills the SSSS agent.



Nedonuker takes the Anal disruptor, fulfilling his objective.



Then gets the fuck out of here.



James DeSilva is captured alive, and a device that blocks teleportation is placed on his hands.



The Boers fire their crossbows at the undead menace.



Killing them.



*PKOOO*













FINAL RESULT: Admiral Byron is assumed to be teleported out, because he is not found. James is captured by the Bavarians, giving them an early foothold in this campaign and Nedonuker has the Anal Disruptor.


THANKS FOR PLAYING!

[thade]

Nedonuker has the Anal Disruptor.

[Killer Karetsu]

Oh the irony. I got killed by the fynnish leader  

[Bragallot]

Yeah, I actually feel guilty for letting that happen now. After I sent my orders I realized I should have had the hero use his one-turn invincibility ability and take all enemy attacks so the others could kill more, something I actually had planned from the start. I don't think they would have lasted the next round anyway though. So many tactical mistakes, too bad, but it was still a good game and I have the feeling I at least have a redeeming kill count, even though I can't seem to remember my guys even firing a single shot.

[Predator]

We won! Also:

Nedonuker has the Anal Distruptor

[Lord Mercat]

  Excellent, glad to have led the Bavarians to a glorious victory for the Third Alliance.

Awesome battle, thanks for setting it up!

[Silverdream]

Yeah, I actually feel guilty for letting that happen now. After I sent my orders I realized I should have had the hero use his one-turn invincibility ability and take all enemy attacks so the others could kill more, something I actually had planned from the start. I don't think they would have lasted the next round anyway though. So many tactical mistakes, too bad, but it was still a good game and I have the feeling I at least have a redeeming kill count, even though I can't seem to remember my guys even firing a single shot.

You tried, and that's what matters.

And hey, you killed Space Zahru.

[Robot Monkey]

Maren has fallen. Long live Alecsreich!

Great battle, Silva.

[BrikSaber]

Are there multiple anal disruptors, and, if not, is it possible to make a new one?   Also, how effective is an anal disruptor against aircraft, tanks, or mechas?

[Silverdream]

Are there multiple anal disruptors, and, if not, is it possible to make a new one?   Also, how effective is an anal disruptor against aircraft, tanks, or mechas?

There are two anal disruptors currently, however Fedonuker now has one anal disruptor that probably isn't far from being reverse engineered. The anal disruptor is harmful to all ABS, but especially minifigs. The anal disruptor is somewhat of a superweapon, and I haven't decided on rules for it.

The other Anal disruptor belongs to Silvadream, who created the other one. Silva's disruptor is a different model than Byron's and is likely more powerful.

[BrikSaber]

Right-oh then!  I suppose tanks bristling with anal disruptors isn't too far in the future, then.  (FORSHADOWING)

[Silverdream]

Right-oh then!  I suppose tanks bristling with anal disruptors isn't too far in the future, then.  (FOReSHADOWING)

Silvadream might have to destroy those tanks, their creators and the factories they were built in.

[BrikSaber]

What if they were built to serve the grand cause of pedonukery?

[Silverdream]

What if they were built to serve the grand cause of pedonukery?

Then I would especially destroy them. However Silvadream probably won't be able to stop most anal disruptors from being shipped out after being mass produced, he will destroy every one he finds.

[Bragallot]

The problem could be solved easily. Just use an anal disruptor disruptor.