Killing Time (Round 5)
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Killing Time (Round 5)
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While shooting this round, the Stranglers' biggest hit came to mind...
Inferno-Warhead
Warhead blitzed forward at amazing speed.
His fire wave caught Von Blocke by surprise, singing him (-1 HP).
Fort Garrison
The alien ripped power cables from the console to use as a weapon.
He threw them onto one of the knights, electrocuting and immobilizing him, yet not killing him.
He took the opportunity to arm himself with his enemy's stave.
The remaining VoL were dispatched. The area outside the landing pad is like a slaughterhouse of VoL and that's how far they got, so unexpected.
Alexander focused the powers of the Farce to hit Sharane with the chest.
The Farce was not with him and he knocked himself out.
Von Blocke then lunged for Sharane, but the Terrorkhan were there for a reason.
The Kommandant's sword was blocked by one guy, while the other struck him with his chainsaw, yet he fought on.
The Raven stepped closer and used his light lasers to fire at Sharane. She danced past one laser while the other struck her, equaling her armour. Lucky Peach!
Wait! There's one left!
With the Terrorkhan occupied, Sharane finally took a shot to the head she didn't see coming.
Indigenous Tribes
Chewbakka wanted to disable the ion cannon controls and reckoned shitting on it would get the job done.
He shat too hard and his ass exploded, leaving the computer unharmed, but dirty. Chewbakka crumpled down and was incapacitated.
The reinforcements swarmed the command centre. Weren't there more of them?
Oh, here they are.
They flew into one of the Gheistschlag's engines while swinging their axes and were actually kinda effective, taking off 1 SP and slowing it down by 2".
It was a suicide run from the start though: flywood is extremely flammable and the flyer crashed down off the edge of the map.
Shadow of the Red Baron
He tried to make a complicated maneuver to send the blood flying into his enemy's eyes, but screwed up and hit the wall with his wing (-1 SP).
Wolfpack
Johanna retreated back inside.
Wait, you're retreating from a nova claymore?
I'm going to a little here. If a nova claymore can parry anything, does that mean it should also parry a free attack when you're withdrawing?
The Wolfpack immediately opened fire, knocking Felipe down the stairway where he crashed into his men, disrupting them all (-1 HP).
Schwarzenegger moved over to make sure Chewbakka staid down, while simultaneously shooting a pup in the face.
Immortals
Von Blocke finally succumbed to the Terrorkhan.
Inquistadore Shock Troops
Vinambre crit failed, choked, and fainted from an overload of fail. The healing chemicals in his suit activated as he passed out.
His men continued their advance, slowly but surely.
Conquistadores
The Red Baron is hit!
As he crashed down his wing cut Flamer in half, causing the fire-robot's fuel to explode and light the plane on fire as it crashed down with a bang.
Not pictured: sabre-armed Conquistadores are engaging bots in cc.
Brittanians
Jones missed his strike, and was subsequently ripped apart by the bots.
The crusader did better, taking down another of the fiendish robots.
Only a few more to go. Send your orders if you haven't yet!
While shooting this round, the Stranglers' biggest hit came to mind...
Inferno-Warhead
Warhead blitzed forward at amazing speed.
His fire wave caught Von Blocke by surprise, singing him (-1 HP).
Fort Garrison
The alien ripped power cables from the console to use as a weapon.
He threw them onto one of the knights, electrocuting and immobilizing him, yet not killing him.
He took the opportunity to arm himself with his enemy's stave.
The remaining VoL were dispatched. The area outside the landing pad is like a slaughterhouse of VoL and that's how far they got, so unexpected.
Alexander focused the powers of the Farce to hit Sharane with the chest.
The Farce was not with him and he knocked himself out.
Von Blocke then lunged for Sharane, but the Terrorkhan were there for a reason.
The Kommandant's sword was blocked by one guy, while the other struck him with his chainsaw, yet he fought on.
The Raven stepped closer and used his light lasers to fire at Sharane. She danced past one laser while the other struck her, equaling her armour. Lucky Peach!
Wait! There's one left!
With the Terrorkhan occupied, Sharane finally took a shot to the head she didn't see coming.
Indigenous Tribes
Chewbakka wanted to disable the ion cannon controls and reckoned shitting on it would get the job done.
He shat too hard and his ass exploded, leaving the computer unharmed, but dirty. Chewbakka crumpled down and was incapacitated.
The reinforcements swarmed the command centre. Weren't there more of them?
Oh, here they are.
They flew into one of the Gheistschlag's engines while swinging their axes and were actually kinda effective, taking off 1 SP and slowing it down by 2".
It was a suicide run from the start though: flywood is extremely flammable and the flyer crashed down off the edge of the map.
Shadow of the Red Baron
He tried to make a complicated maneuver to send the blood flying into his enemy's eyes, but screwed up and hit the wall with his wing (-1 SP).
Wolfpack
Johanna retreated back inside.
Wait, you're retreating from a nova claymore?
I'm going to a little here. If a nova claymore can parry anything, does that mean it should also parry a free attack when you're withdrawing?
The Wolfpack immediately opened fire, knocking Felipe down the stairway where he crashed into his men, disrupting them all (-1 HP).
Schwarzenegger moved over to make sure Chewbakka staid down, while simultaneously shooting a pup in the face.
Immortals
Von Blocke finally succumbed to the Terrorkhan.
Inquistadore Shock Troops
Vinambre crit failed, choked, and fainted from an overload of fail. The healing chemicals in his suit activated as he passed out.
His men continued their advance, slowly but surely.
Conquistadores
The Red Baron is hit!
As he crashed down his wing cut Flamer in half, causing the fire-robot's fuel to explode and light the plane on fire as it crashed down with a bang.
Not pictured: sabre-armed Conquistadores are engaging bots in cc.
Brittanians
Jones missed his strike, and was subsequently ripped apart by the bots.
The crusader did better, taking down another of the fiendish robots.
Only a few more to go. Send your orders if you haven't yet!
Last edited by Bragallot on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:53 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
I'm not going to PM this.
Orders: kill ripperbots
You wouldn't happen to have any Brittanian STDs or ACs, would you?
Orders: kill ripperbots
You wouldn't happen to have any Brittanian STDs or ACs, would you?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
It's about damn time that peach bit the dust.
Awesome turn, BTW.
Awesome turn, BTW.
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Every time I see this battle's title, I think of the Barbarians from Kingdom Rush.
Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Perhaps some Overwatch shots?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Yeah, once the round is finished.
Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Killed the peach and finished off the vol, I say this turn is going well.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
So what's gonna happen to Inferno now that Sharane is dead?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Warhead Shards do what they like, now I'm free of her I can be me!.. I can...
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Why Brag?
Seriously, this was the shittiest game I ever played. It's being an awesome battle though.
Avenge our fallen Vol brethren, my comrades!
Seriously, this was the shittiest game I ever played. It's being an awesome battle though.
Avenge our fallen Vol brethren, my comrades!
Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
With what? My lone crusader?
Hey, that sounds pretty good. The Lone Crusader.
Maybe a "last man standing" hero promotion Brag?
Hey, that sounds pretty good. The Lone Crusader.
Maybe a "last man standing" hero promotion Brag?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5)
Lt. Myrna
The Gheistschlag opened fire with her heavy cannons, ripping apart one trooper.
It then flew away from the opposition.
Lab specimens
Sir Bragallot pushed a button...
The gate slammed shut as a result, catching Inferno's spear and destroying the weapon's magical properties.
Bragallot collected his übergun and began heading for the ladder that lead to the battlements.
The droids ripped apart the Lone Crusader, who was oh so near to a promotion... He fought back bravely, but their numbers were just too much.
Basher's plan had worked, and he now struck an unsuspecting Angelica.
Um, yeah. Basher has had some crazy damage rolls, even for an OTC.
Almost needless to say, nothing was left of Angelica but a vaporized red mist.
Troll flew and fired on the Terrorkhan, missing them both.
Inquistadore Knights
Enraged, Duke Felipe feated himself up the stairs to attack.
Two wolves were nova-claymored.
His men were close behind him.
More were climbing up to get in through the windows. Soon the thinned out Wolfpack would be overwhelmed.
The lone knight felt little for fighting the exotic alien in a staff duel, so fired at him instead. The alien persisted.
He at least managed to push his dazed buddy out from under the electric cables.
"Undead, here?"
Zombies. It's always zombies.
Sir Bragallot, realising how few Prussians were still resisting the encroaching Immortal forses, took command.
"Myrna, zry do collect de zurvivors vrom de command zenter und join me ad de vortress. Dat is vere ve vill make our zstand. Ve'll haf do hold out until de zkies are cleared."
"Got it! Keep your asses covered guys!"
Overviews
The Gheistschlag opened fire with her heavy cannons, ripping apart one trooper.
It then flew away from the opposition.
Lab specimens
Sir Bragallot pushed a button...
The gate slammed shut as a result, catching Inferno's spear and destroying the weapon's magical properties.
Bragallot collected his übergun and began heading for the ladder that lead to the battlements.
The droids ripped apart the Lone Crusader, who was oh so near to a promotion... He fought back bravely, but their numbers were just too much.
Basher's plan had worked, and he now struck an unsuspecting Angelica.
Um, yeah. Basher has had some crazy damage rolls, even for an OTC.
Almost needless to say, nothing was left of Angelica but a vaporized red mist.
Troll flew and fired on the Terrorkhan, missing them both.
Inquistadore Knights
Enraged, Duke Felipe feated himself up the stairs to attack.
Two wolves were nova-claymored.
His men were close behind him.
More were climbing up to get in through the windows. Soon the thinned out Wolfpack would be overwhelmed.
The lone knight felt little for fighting the exotic alien in a staff duel, so fired at him instead. The alien persisted.
He at least managed to push his dazed buddy out from under the electric cables.
"Undead, here?"
Zombies. It's always zombies.
Sir Bragallot, realising how few Prussians were still resisting the encroaching Immortal forses, took command.
"Myrna, zry do collect de zurvivors vrom de command zenter und join me ad de vortress. Dat is vere ve vill make our zstand. Ve'll haf do hold out until de zkies are cleared."
"Got it! Keep your asses covered guys!"
Overviews
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5) [FINISHED]
Why are all of Brag's battles so good?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5) [FINISHED]
Because he's talented and dedicated. Durr.Zupponn wrote:Why are all of Brag's battles so good?
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Re: Killing Time (Round 5) [FINISHED]
Someone broke my weapon, ok I get the subtle subliminal message Brag.