An Unruly Expedition Turn 4
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An Unruly Expedition Turn 4
IVHorseman rips the head off the weak skeleton with great strength.
"This one's for you Dad."
Since his gun is across the field and destroyed, he picks up his sword and a pistol.
Runny's gun is treated as a random object.
But it cleaves through the dungan's flesh like it wasn't a round, smooth metal barrel.
He then fires at the Beetle and a cultist, seeing the choke point.
The beetle is still alive, but it's shell is bruised and it's left eye is blown out. The cultist is dead.
Lawmaster fires at the Priestess, but misses.
"You dead coward. Open those thin dead dungan lips so I can shove this grenade down your throat."
Bluecross Bill starts graverobbing. His new hat matches his vest and pants and gives him +1 to accessorizing.
"TITTIES!"
"Bill, I know you're a peach, and you guys want to wipe my tribe off the face of Bohem, but no man has grabbed my tits so romantically."
Bill quickly unzips his fly and starts having sex in the middle of a chaotic battlefield.
The gods praise him for his willingness to indulge in the forgotten fertility war rituals.
As long as bill doesn't go soft or barf(skillcheck every turn), the machine will work. Though neither are pilots, Bill can steer, and whatshername can shoot.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)
I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.
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I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.
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No, I believe you are mistaken. May I have your orders?BFenix wrote:I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.
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My bad, PMing.Silverdream wrote:No, I believe you are mistaken. May I have your orders?BFenix wrote:I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.
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Quick, someone give that man some viagra pills! Who knows what might happen!
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fuck-festing awesome! Let my orders stand... er... you know what I mean.
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"CHANGE POSITION! SLAP HER TITS! TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!"
Imma go cover runs
Imma go cover runs
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)
BFenix kills a furbeast.
Tymon puts down his gun.
PICS MISSING
and the cyborg doesn't bleed, it just dies.
Tymon gets a good vantage point of where the zombies are coming from.
The Furbeast leader attacks BFenix.
BFenix survived, but the radio is broken(oh shit).
One of the other furbeasts attacks Runny.
The last furbeast goes to the chokepoint, and attacks the beetle for all it's worth.
Beheading it.
Unfortunately, it's blood is molten silver.
Reinforcements for the scavs come.
And the priestess blocks off the chokepoint with a magical baseplate.
The cyborg says to hell with it, and walks over the fungus.
The fungus absorbs him in seconds.
A cultist climbs up the wall.
And shoots runny.
Killing him. If only a medic could help.
The Cultists and beetles start scaling the walls.
Immortal Maniac Finnlay tha' fucka and two space pirates show up.
Six Skeletons show up, they are in Tymon555's line of sight, and would be doomed if Tymon rolls right.
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GONNA GO CHILL WITH TYMON KTHX
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4
Every good forum battle needs a sex scene.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4
twitch into a more artful death position.
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We're expecting a medic, right?
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No, the medic is here, he's just fucking around. Quite literally.
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