While shooting this round, the Stranglers' biggest hit came to mind...
Inferno-Warhead
Warhead blitzed forward at amazing speed.
His fire wave caught Von Blocke by surprise, singing him (-1 HP).
Fort Garrison
The alien ripped power cables from the console to use as a weapon.
He threw them onto one of the knights, electrocuting and immobilizing him, yet not killing him.
He took the opportunity to arm himself with his enemy's stave.
The remaining VoL were dispatched. The area outside the landing pad is like a slaughterhouse of VoL and that's how far they got, so unexpected.
Alexander focused the powers of the Farce to hit Sharane with the chest.
The Farce was not with him and he knocked himself out.
Von Blocke then lunged for Sharane, but the Terrorkhan were there for a reason.
The Kommandant's sword was blocked by one guy, while the other struck him with his chainsaw, yet he fought on.
The Raven stepped closer and used his light lasers to fire at Sharane. She danced past one laser while the other struck her, equaling her armour. Lucky Peach!
Wait! There's one left!
With the Terrorkhan occupied, Sharane finally took a shot to the head she didn't see coming.
Indigenous Tribes
Chewbakka wanted to disable the ion cannon controls and reckoned shitting on it would get the job done.
He shat too hard and his ass exploded, leaving the computer unharmed, but dirty. Chewbakka crumpled down and was incapacitated.
The reinforcements swarmed the command centre. Weren't there more of them?
Oh, here they are.
They flew into one of the Gheistschlag's engines while swinging their axes and were actually kinda effective, taking off 1 SP and slowing it down by 2".
It was a suicide run from the start though: flywood is extremely flammable and the flyer crashed down off the edge of the map.
Shadow of the Red Baron
He tried to make a complicated maneuver to send the blood flying into his enemy's eyes, but screwed up and hit the wall with his wing (-1 SP).
Wolfpack
Johanna retreated back inside.
Wait, you're retreating from a nova claymore?
I'm going to
a little here. If a nova claymore can parry anything, does that mean it should also parry a free attack when you're withdrawing? 
The Wolfpack immediately opened fire, knocking Felipe down the stairway where he crashed into his men, disrupting them all (-1 HP).
Schwarzenegger moved over to make sure Chewbakka staid down, while simultaneously shooting a pup in the face.
Immortals
Von Blocke finally succumbed to the Terrorkhan.
Inquistadore Shock Troops
Vinambre crit failed, choked, and fainted from an overload of fail. The healing chemicals in his suit activated as he passed out.
His men continued their advance, slowly but surely.
Conquistadores
The Red Baron is hit!
As he crashed down his wing cut Flamer in half, causing the fire-robot's fuel to explode and light the plane on fire as it crashed down with a bang.
Not pictured: sabre-armed Conquistadores are engaging bots in cc.
Brittanians
Jones missed his strike, and was subsequently ripped apart by the bots.
The crusader did better, taking down another of the fiendish robots.
Only a few more to go. Send your orders if you haven't yet!
It's about damn time that peach bit the dust.
lol j/k