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Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:53 pm

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Welcome, delegations. My name is Mobfather Scratch, of the Police State of Venice, and I am your secretary-general. Here, in the Allied Nations General Assembly, we work hard to achieve our lifelong dream of galactic war, instability, and poverty.

We cannot impose economic sanctions, send peacekeepers, or recommend people to the Allied Criminal Court, as those are the jobs of the ANSC. Here we talk about issues affecting the brik-verse, and we have the power to recommend action to the ANSC, send humanitarian missions, as well as haggling out any diplomacy between countries. We can also pass resolutions supporting/condemning various activity in the birk-verse. Soon we will break up into committees (when they get built LOL) and perform more specific and useful functions.

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And on that note, I hereby commence the [random number]’th meeting of the Allied Nations General Assembly!

Every member nation in the BrikVerse is allowed to post here.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:08 pm

Rudolph Zimmerberg, Bavarian Diplomat: I say ve all get vasted! Das party!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Zupponn » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:47 pm

I propose we nuke Bulgaria!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Keldoclock » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:48 am

This is very interesting compared to the whole Brikian thing where they're all crazy mutants that want a peaceful world but when they leave Brikia they all start craving violence again and have to become increasingly totalitarian (imagine a riot-suited officer viciously  beating down someone in the middle of the street going all like "WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP DOING THIS GODDAMN IT WHYYYY?")
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby SnakeMittens » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:28 am

That's kind of the idea behind PTUF-LUK. We shall help you with beating down innocent civilians!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby dilanski » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:22 pm

We need a Beer & Alcohol comity, to provide such important resources to struggling pubs. Also this place seems oddly un-brikwarish, we need tapped alcohol to every row, as well as strippers on stripper poles, the AN screen should also have a small television built in with live news coverage on 1 hour a day and the rest filled with gentleman's viewing.

On a more serious note, we need to condemn someone for crimes against minifiganity, Assqueerios comes immediately to mind, as well as... never mind.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Robot Monkey » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:57 pm

Silverdream wrote:Rudolph Zimmerberg, Bavarian Diplomat: I say ve all get vasted! Das party!


Quite! *pulls out beer keg*
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Swordsalmon » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:15 pm

The Conglomerate of Salt Miners is confused by how they got space travel, or access to the intergalatic community. :/

First real order of business; declare peace a crime against minifigmanity.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:52 pm

We also need a pit of gladiators and monsters.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Ben-Jammin » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:45 am

We also need a pit of gladiators and monsters.


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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:39 am

Swordsalmon wrote:The Conglomerate of Salt Miners is confused by how they got space travel, or access to the intergalatic community. :/

First real order of business; declare peace a crime against minifigmanity.

We need a punishment for such a crime, actually:
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Whiteagle » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:17 pm

Ben-Jammin wrote:
We also need a pit of gladiators and monsters.


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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:58 pm

Gladiators and monsters? Going back to work, I suppose. Although, wouldn't that be a minifigs rights violation?

@Dilanski: There is now a Beer and Alcoholic Beverages sub-committee under ECOSOC. None of the other suggestions in that paragraph really fit with the AN.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Whiteagle » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:13 pm

"Well perhaps we should discuss discriminatory seating and furniture accommodations for differently posteriored beings then?"
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Killer Karetsu » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:27 am

I don't kinda trust the armed guards. (though that horde of unarmed minifigs could swarm almost any enemy)
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