France

[Legofighter]

France is the best country in the world. I would give my right arm to call myself French, that is if I wasn't such a dapper retard.

[Silverdream]

France is the best country in the world. I would give my right arm to call myself French, that is if I wasn't such a yankee coward.

I dunno about the best country in the world. I would say that they're the most arrogant nation in the world(How many countries insult Canada for eating softer bread?) but still badass in their own way.

You can also see that they left this "Death for liberty and freedom" idea in their old colonies, albeit not so much death in Quebec.

[mgb519]

The Foreign legion is way up there on the badasspectrum. One also has to admit the brikwarsiness of starving one's own people to stick it to the British.

[Robot Monkey]

Yep. France has had more victories than any country in Europe(in the last 500 years). It only figures that epically badass countries such as Germany and Britain should only have the epically badass enemy of France.

[Natalya]

And it was then that I decided to translate the French national anthem into english so that the brikwars forum would see how France is actually the most ruthless country in the world.


Let's go, children of the fatherland
The day of glory has arrived
We will counter tyrrany
The blood-soaked flag is raised
The blood-soaked flag is raised
You all in the country, do you hear?
The cries of the furious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To slit the throats of your sons and women

To arms, citizens!
Form your batallions!
March on, march on
Until their impure blood
Saturates our fields


You best be scared of the French.

[Keldoclock]

FAMAS FAMAS FAMAS! Wooo.

[IVhorseman]

Yep. France has had more victories than any country in Europe(in the last 500 years). It only figures that epically badass countries such as Germany and Britain should only have the epically badass enemy of France.

Yup. In fact, as the gauls they also had hundreds of victories.

[Zupponn]

Now that I think about it, I think the main reason France has a bad military reputation is because of the most recent wars that it's been in, like the Franco-Prussian War, WWII, and the French Indochina War have all ended in humiliating defeat for the French. Their military has done little to gain the respect of other nations in over a century. Excluding the resistance movement which became a symbol for the allies and Charles De Gaulle.

[Ben-Jammin]

Napoleon was the coolest possible combination of Piltogg and Alexander the Great.

[Silverdream]

Let's be honest here. France is cool and all, but I don't think it's as cool as you all say it is.

[IVhorseman]

Napoleon was the coolest possible combination of Piltogg and Alexander the Great.

Except way better in gunshootery and swordsmanship.

[Natalya]

Now that I think about it, I think the main reason France has a bad military reputation is because of the most recent wars that it's been in, like the Franco-Prussian War, WWII, and the French Indochina War have all ended in humiliating defeat for the French. Their military has done little to gain the respect of other nations in over a century. Excluding the resistance movement which became a symbol for the allies and Charles De Gaulle.

In 2009 France was the number 3 spender in the world on its military. The US was obviously number one and China was in second place.

[Keldoclock]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Natalya is an administrator.

[Legofighter]

The thread is called "France"
and France is awesome.
and I wrote: so funny! My favorite is number 12
Did you know there are more French Military Victories than any other country?

[Keldoclock]

Goddamit Silverdream, keep editing shit.