The A.N. Pax Corps

[stubby]

Do their guns double as shields, or do they just grant cover? Even they're too flimsy to act as either, they look cool as all hell.

6. They're there because the star wars army builder sets have a hell of a lot of skis in them.
7. I wanted to give just a hint of the riot-police look without giving them any actual shields.
8. In-fiction, the shielding is there to protect them from any A.N.A.L. backblast.

[mgb519]

So when you made it, "9. It looks fucking amazing" wasn't on your mind? Good thing it worked out the way it did, then.

[Alex]

I was thinking more like fruity girl-drink-drunk drinks.

The very thought makes me shudder

[morganm]

I really like those detailed trooper helmets and the Endor rebel helmets.

[stubby]

Yeah, I want to ugly them up with decals of the AN-US logo though.

[dilanski]

Yeah, I want to ugly them up with decals of the AN-US logo though.

Is everyone else seeing the same thing, or is it my dirty mind?

[heavyfishcannon]

  Nope. Good find with the cheapo Star-wars stormtroopers. Second, now I finally have a use for the stormtroopers!

[mgb519]

I just realized that in a presumably unintended coincidence, A.N. Pax rhymes with anthrax.

[IVhorseman]

Yeah, I want to ugly them up with decals of the AN-US logo though.

Is everyone else seeing the same thing, or is it my dirty mind?

You're disgusting, that's a perfectly innocent prolapsed logo.

[Silverdream]

Wait, what does the Pax Corps do against machines such as killbots, sexbots or beerbots?

[mgb519]

Wait, what does the Pax Corps do against machines such as killbots, sexbots or beerbots?

Nothing, because killbots, sexbots, and beerbots are all perfectly brikwarsy.

[Whiteagle]

Wait, what does the Pax Corps do against machines such as killbots, sexbots or beerbots?

Nothing, because killbots, sexbots, and beerbots are all perfectly brikwarsy.

Good, good...

MWAHAHAHA!!!

[stubby]

Wait, what does the Pax Corps do against machines such as killbots, sexbots or beerbots?

All you're seeing here are the infantry units.  They have siege equipment also of course. They rely heavily on Sedator Drone strikes for the initial incursion, and then move in a grid of Explosion Inhibitors and Lag Projectors when they're ready to establish long-term occupation.  The Explosion Inhibitors not only dud standard explosive devices, but also gunpowder / chemical / gas propellants, and they reduce the effectiveness of internal combustion engines to a max speed of 10mph.  The Lag Projectors reduce computer processors from GHz to MHz and network access from Mbits to Kbits, which turns most bots into the kinds of enemies you might encounter on an Atari 2600.

[Whiteagle]

All you're seeing here are the infantry units.  They have siege equipment also of course. They rely heavily on Sedator Drone strikes for the initial incursion, and then move in a grid of Explosion Inhibitors and Lag Projectors when they're ready to establish long-term occupation.  The Explosion Inhibitors not only dud standard explosive devices, but also gunpowder / chemical / gas propellants, and they reduce the effectiveness of internal combustion engines to a max speed of 10mph.  The Lag Projectors reduce computer processors from GHz to MHz and network access from Mbits to Kbits, which turns most bots into the kinds of enemies you might encounter on an Atari 2600.

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WTF Y0U N00B!!!

HAXZ!!! HAXZ!!!

[Chinook]

Nice