Election 2012: The politician primary-Round 4

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Red, White, and Blue fund-Sjosten


Rick bribes the staff into leaving him alone


They return to work.


or at least, until the Sanorumites shove them away from their consoles.

The Cult of Paul-Tymon555


"Behind you!"


"Nevermind" another bad skill role for the cultists


Cultists move in.


"let me go?"

The Rent is 2 Damn High Party-silverdream


Jimmy urges his followers forwards.


two cultists are flattened, and a Romney supporter manages to bail. Will Jimmy's attack hit?


apparently not.




The last criminal realizes that it's probably safer to wait in the car.

Winning our Future-Mgb519

Newt Gingrich should become the McCormick Mechanical Reaper, capable of doing the work of 100 men.

Okay.





CHAAARGE!




The last tea Partier picks himself up.

Horses-Alex


Here comes the stampede!


One Romney supporter is trampled and the other pinned to the door. but where's jimmy?


here he is.

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow-Falk


" Free bananas!"


"HURK"


SNAGGED


Blah blah blah


*CRAsH*


"WTF LOL?"


"Fly you fools! it will be the death of us all!"


"Attention staff--Kill everyone!"


Newt is pinned to the controls, one santorumite is killed by a...dollar? Rick is attacked, but gets a redshirt.

Overview-Silent-Sigfig


Things are not looking good for the Red, White, And Blue Fund.


Or for Newt.

[Colette]

It's the 1337th topic!

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[tymon555]

What's so good in 1337th topic?

[Falk]

leet (elite), also known as 1(l)3(e)3(e)7(t)

[sjosten]

Shit. How am I going to get out of this?

[Silverdream]

You will all perish.

[mgb519]

I said "raper," not "reaper." It's from the book I linked to.

[tymon555]

How many people is alive?

[Silent-sigfig]

I said "raper," not "reaper." It's from the book I linked to.

[mgb519]

I said "raper," not "reaper." It's from the book I linked to.

I gave you a sexist feat, and you didn't do it.

[Silent-sigfig]

I realized that after I had done the turn, I was just covering my tracks. have an almighty benny.