The President's Speech (Turn 5)

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The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby BrickSyd » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:03 pm

RIOTERS (heavyfishcannon)

The worker kills an officer with his circular saw.
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An officer's head is crushed by the hammer of a rioter.
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Out of molotov cocktails, the rioters that were at the back come to help those engaged in close combat with Noxsec while looking for new weapons.
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The baseball fan heads for the stage, looking for a fight.
The three rioters trapped inside the power plant are glad to see that the fire at the entrance is dying down.
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Backed by the cook, the spokesperson tries to convince the crowd in front of the president to join their riot.
"The cake is a lie! Don't listen to the president!"
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Looks like he is too far from the stage. The crowd can't hear him very well.
Still, the crowd is getting distracted!
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RAIDERS (Alex)
The Raiders failed as a team this turn.
First, the grenadier was killed by a grenade launcher failure.
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Then, trying to switch from his saber to his rifle, the sniper got entangled in his weapons.
This made the raider beside him laugh so hard that he dropped his gun.
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Fortunately, the hero is here to save the turn by killing the officer carrying a combat shotgun.
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Then, he calls for an alliance with the Rioters.
“Let's not do the same mistake as the pirates by killing each others right away! Join our forces to fight Noxsec. When they will be defeated, we can fight each other if you want but please wait until we get rid of Noxsec!”
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“I like this idea! Let's do it!”
The Raiders and the Rioters are now officially allied.
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SPACE PIRATES (Silverdream)
The pilot of the light interceptor failed to complete his manoeuvre and was unable to get a proper line of fire with the president.
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Out of torpedoes, the escort accelerates to full speed and flies up.
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The pilot purges the passenger module on the enemy interceptor.
The impact destroys the cockpit of the interceptor and crushes the pilot.
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The interceptor crashes on the side of the power plant. The grate covering the fan is torn apart, creating a new exit path for the rioters trapped inside.
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NOXSEC (mgb519)
The experimental treatment worked. Agent Artin is completely cured.
The medical team put a savage to sleep and start to remove organs.
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Artin and a trooper shoot the savages, killing one.
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On the roof, the heavy trooper on top of the cruiser misses the beast but kills the master.
A pipe bomb is thrown at the catapult.
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One of the savage is killed by the explosion.
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Konar is fatally hit by combined fire from the sergeants.
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He uses his last breath to throw his sword on his attacker.
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The sergeant dies and Konar collapses.
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The Officers concentrates their efforts on the annoying spokesperson but he his saved one more time by a redshirt.
An officer runs toward the radioactive water.
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She bathes herself in it..
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..and mutates into a peach!
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Two soldiers approach as she gets out of the water.
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“Die peach scum!!”
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Then they go away, leaving everyone a bit puzzled by their presence.
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Around the stage, the sniper kills the baseball fan while the last rocket is loaded in the rocket launcher.
The medic revives a sergeant while his colleague grabs his equipment and gets ready.
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The officers do what they can to keep the crowd's focus on the president.
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The president yells:
''NEW MEASURES WILL INCLUDE MORE INVESTMENTS FOR PRODUCTION AND DEVELOPMENT OF MILITARY VESSELS, AN INCREASE IN PRISON CAPACITY WITH FASTER PROCEDURES AGAINST OFFENDERS AND A REORGANIZATION OF THE STATE BUDGET IN ORDER TO MEET THE CHALLENGES WE WILL FACE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. ANY CONTACT WITH OUTSIDERS MUST BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY TO THE AUTHORITIES AND I ALSO REMIND YOU THAT THE POSESSION OF ALIEN ARTIFACTS REMAINS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.''
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SAVAGES (Silent-sigfig)
The chieftain finally locates the trigger of the machine gun and kills three units.
McMonkey failed to do anything usefull.
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The beast on the roof breaks his ax on the armor of the heavy trooper.
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The catapult attacks deep space management but the boulder falls a little short.
The grenadier and seven civilians are killed by the impact.
Nadia Blaze his saved by her portable shield generator.
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TARS (IVhorseman)
The golems uses their OTC Beamswords to stab a hole in the ceiling around the artifact and make it fall into the building.
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As they secure the room, the queen walks in and picks up the artifact.
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"Let me show you how to use this device properly"
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She infuses herself with the power of the artifact and turns into a giant cosmic horror!
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DEEP SPACE MANAGEMENT (piltogg)

A heavy trooper gets out of the wreckage and kills a rioter inside the reactor.
The remaining frigate drops his passenger on top of the power plant and continues to advance toward the raiders.
The frigate also takes one point of damage from the fire.
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The heavy trooper on top of the reactor attacks the spokesperson but the hero survives.
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The interceptor moves on top of the raiders and drops the pipe bombs it was carrying, killing one unit.
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Blaze perform a heroic feat: “Form the ranks!”
Success! Her troops now function as two squads without requiring baseplates (rifle squad and machine gun squad).
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With the machine gun squad behind it, the rifle squad break down the fence and forms a firing line on the other side.
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A volley of fire is exchanged between the rifle squad and the Tars.
Deep space management loses two units but they kill one Cyborg.
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A rocket is fired at the cosmic horror.
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Cosmic horror is not impressed..
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OVERVIEW
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Kills:
Rioters: 6
Raiders: 12
Pirates: 14
NoxSec: 30
Savages: 18
Tars: 3
Deep Space Management: 4

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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:20 pm

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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Silverdream » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:26 pm

Best forum battle ever.
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:30 pm

... do you know how truly awesome you are?
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Colette » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:32 pm

Silverdream wrote:Best forum battle ever.


Excuse me?

In all seriousness tough, got to be one of the most epic battles we've seen in a while. This, Head Separator, and ZZD.
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Alex » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:20 pm

So much carnage this turn, it's awesome. The cosmic horror is also :belushi:
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:23 pm

i think now is a good time for everyone to focus on the true enemy.

the civillians
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:13 am

Aaaaahahahahahaha eat cosmic space cock!
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby piltogg » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:45 am

ordervs are now in/
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby tymon555 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:03 am

:man: it's :666: :ftw: . You do it :boss:
Oh, He's here.
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Zupponn » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:45 pm

This, ZZD, and Goatse Bunker are the 3 best battles that we've had so far imo. Head Seporator will probably join them once it kicks off.
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Re: The President's Speech (Turn 5)

Postby Brikwarrior » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:17 pm

Epic..... :shock:
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