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Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:18 pm

(Heath Ledger Joker style) Here... we... go!
NOTE: All units know how to ride

Apaches! 1 Hero (Guy in the Red) 1 Officer (Guy with two hand weapons)
And 3 Minifigs! (Everybody else) Objective: Kill the Cavelry
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Outlaws on Horseback! 1 Hero (Indian with spear) 1 Officer (Guy with Bow)
5 Horses, And 3 Minifigs! (Everybody else) Objective: Kill everybody
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Outlaws on Foot! 1 Hero (Guy in the huge hat) 1 Officer (Guy in green with Sword and Pistol)
And 3 Minifigs! (Everybody else) Objective: Kill everybody
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And the Cavelry! 1 Hero (Guy in blue cowboy hat) 1 Officer (Guy to heroes right)
5 Horses, And 3 Minifigs! (Everybody else) Objective: Return the favor to the Apaches
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Overveiw:
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ROUND 1:

OoF (Outlaws on Foot) win the Int roll and the hero fails to kill anything with his shotgun.
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His friends move up and...
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BLAM! BLAM! take out a OoH (Outlaw on Horseback) First blood to the OoF!
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The other two Oof kill a Cavelryman anf the Officer takes his Horse
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Cavelry's turn: The Cavelry Officer attacks the Apache Chief a I kid you not, this what he rolled:
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Needless to say the Chief fail defense.
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The Cavelry Hero kills another Apache.
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Apache's turn: The Apache are angry about their hero getting killed, so they kill the Cavelry's Hero Image
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An Apache picks up the feather crest and puts it. then runs through the Jerk that killed their hero.
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The last Apache doesn't do anything useful.
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Ooh's turn: 3 attacks...
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...Fail totally.
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A rider tries to kill a OoF, and fails totally.
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END OF ROUND 1:
Apache: Kills 2, Losses 2/5
OoF: Kills 2, Losses 0/5
OoH: Kills 0, Losses 1/5
Cavelry: Kills 2, Losses 3/5


ROUND 2:

OoF's turn: An OoF kills the Apache who took the Plumage.
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The OoF's Hero shotguns the guys on either side of the OoH Hero and their horses to death
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the OoF in the green suit fails to kill the OoH leader.
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His buddy also fails to kill his opponent.
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The Cavelry and Apaches can't hurt each other, even when the Apache throws his spear.
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Ooh's Turn: The OoH leader can't kill the OoF leader but the OoH troop kill a Rival Outlaw.
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END OF ROUND 2:
Apache: Kills 2, Losses 3/5
OoF: Kills 5, Losses 1/5
OoH: Kills 1, losses 3/5
Cavelry: Kills 2, Losses 3/5

ROUND 3:

Fail.
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Fail.
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Fail.
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Cavelry's turn: Double fail.
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Apache's turn: the Apache with a bow fails but the other dives for a gun...
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BLAM!
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OoH's turn: Fail.
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Fail.
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END OF ROUND 3
Apaches: Kills 3, Losses 3/5
OoF: Kills 5, Losses 1/5
OoH: Kills 1, Losses 3/5
Cavelry: Kills 2, Losses 4/5

ROUND 4:

OoF's turn: The troop backs up next to the hero and....
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BLAM! BLAM! the last of the OoH die.
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The OoF kills the last Apaches.
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The last soldier surrenders...
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is brought before the leader of the OoF...
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who says: "We don't take captives" BLAM!
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Xenoman » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:27 pm

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When that was said, I was suckered right in.

That being said, awesome battle! I thought that perhaps the Oohs and the Calvary would have an advantage, being on horseback. Silly me. :sparta:

Great job, looking forward to more!
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:41 pm

Haaah! Tactics!
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:06 pm

Thanks guys :D I'll try to get a new one up on the 10th
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby mgb519 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:59 pm

Great battle, lacks blood.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Rev. Sylvanus » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:19 am

Poor heroes never got redshirt rolls :'^(
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:43 am

mgb519 wrote:Great battle, lacks blood.


Yeah I don't really have any little red plates right now.:?

Rev. Slyvanus wrote:Poor heroes never got redshirt rolls :'^(


Yeah... that sucked. :?
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Rev. Sylvanus » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:55 pm

That's actually my biggest oversight in almost every battle I've played. I either forget that my heroes can call for Redshirts, or I forget to send any grunts WITH the hero to redshirt for him/her.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Zahru II » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:10 pm

Western battle, woo! You don't see those very often. Also, where'd you get the ridiculously-wide hat? My guess is the guy from cloan wars, but I'm not a 100% sure.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby mgb519 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:23 pm

Brikwarrior wrote:
mgb519 wrote:Great battle, lacks blood.


Yeah I don't really have any little red plates right now.:?

In the same boat as you, buddy. I use a computer to compensate.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:27 pm

Zahru II wrote:Western battle, woo! You don't see those very often. Also, where'd you get the ridiculously-wide hat? My guess is the guy from clone wars, but I'm not a 100% sure.


Yes. Star Wars: the Clone Wars: Clone Turbo Tank: Duros bounty hunter Cad Bane. (And my favorite character in the TV show)

NOW! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN BRIKWARRIORS BATTLE REPORTS!!!!
THE SIEGE OF RANDOMNESS FORTRESS!!!!


The Orcs and normal humans have made an alliance to take the evil Wan-Shu-Yu castle

Orcs: Hero: Guy with big club. All others are normal minifigs.
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Normal Humans: Hero: Hero for the OoF on the last battle. (Cad Bane took his hat back) All others are normal minifigs and most are wearing armor.
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The Fort of Wan-Shu-Yu: Hero: Cad Bane. All others normal minifigs.
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The Humans have a third force with a Ballista manned by 2 Civil war soldiers. hero: one with the bigger hat.
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The Human Hero runs forward and fires his grenade launcher.
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Killing 4.
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Humans move up.
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And the orcs are right there with them
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"Loose Ballista!"
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"AAAAAGH! Uuuuugh..."
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The man in the Boba Fett armor shoots...
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CRUNCH! SNAP!
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"This is all your fault!" "No, it's yours!"
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The men on the wall start shooting back but can't hit anything.
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The Civil war soldiers draw their rifles and attack! ...Doing absoloutely nothing
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The orc hero moves up
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The men on the tower fail to do anything.
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The humans ninja runs up and dodges an attack
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Then moves up to kill the skeleton. You can see an ax showing that his buds are almost to the wall.
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Here's a shot of the attacking forces.
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the civil war soldier takes cover in a tree stump. His boss thinks it's a good idea until...
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he finds a mine in the stump! "Oh cra-"
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BOOM!
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The mine blows him to pieces.
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The orcs move up
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(At this point I just switched to using pics with flash only so as to stop them being pieces of crap)

The Wan-Shu-Yu soldiers fail again to kill the ninja how jumps up to the flagpole
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A traitor climbs the ladder and fails to assassinate the Jedi,
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The 2 droids that were on the tower move down.
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the orc leader pops up and...
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smashes them both to pieces!
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Meanwhile the ninja sneaks up behind the jedi and fails to kill him
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the Knights smash up against the wall. And a Wun-Shu-Yu attemps to kill the ninja...
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but shoots his jedi boss instead! "oops..."
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the orc leader fails to knock down a little wall blocking his way onto the fort.
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The human leader moves up and fails to do damage with his grenade launcher.
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"The wall is breached! Huzzah!" "The wall is breached! It's your fault!" "No it's yours!" "No yours!"
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The knights kill 1 gunman but can't get past the alien with the Flaming Rod O' Death
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The Knights kill another enemy
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All the knights are surging towards the hole in the wall.
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The Orcs swing round towards the hole in the wall
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The man in the Boba Fett armor kills one member of the invading the fortress.
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the knights surround the alien, but fail to kill him.
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A knight with a HUGE two-handed weapon fails to kill a guy on the walls
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The orcs draw closer to the wall
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2 of the guards try and fail to shoot something.
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Grenade-Launcher guy brings out a mine...
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and throws it!
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BOOOOOMMM!!!! it explodes killing one of the guards.
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the knights kill the alien
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And the orc warlord gets trough the wall at last, leaving him with another wall to destroy.
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the moron who kiled the Jedi kills a knight in not-so-shiny armor
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the warlord has much less trouble with this wall, bashing it right in with his club.
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A knight tries to kill another guard.
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Grenade-Launcher-Guy fails to do any damage.
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A knight pops up on the walls.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:34 pm

And now for part II

A knight tries to kill a guard, while other knights are moving under the bridge, attacking the guard there
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The Knight on the wall kills the dunderhead who shot the Jedi.
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A knight makes it trough the bridge.
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The orc leader fails to knock down the tower.
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GRENADE!!! BOOOOOMMM!!!!!! The man in Boba Fett's armor jetpacks to safety and Cad Bane uses his rocket boots
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they fail to gun down the knight on the wall
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the guard kills a knight.
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Team kill!
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the knight on the wall fails to kill the man in Boba Fett's armor.
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The Orcs betray the Knights! (well what were you expecting? :wink:)
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"Traitors!"
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Die traitors! Die!
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The man in Boba Fett's armor dies.
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The knights pour out of the fort ready to kill the traitors.
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The civil war soldier kills the last of the Wan-Shu-Yu soldiers. Now it's just Cad Bane
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The Orc leader enters the fray.
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the orcs can't piece the knights armor.
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The human leader fails to kill any orc scum.
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"Death to the Traitor!"
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The knights on the wall surround Cad Bane. And the orcs still can't scratch the knights armor
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Cad Bane tries and fails to kill both his enemies at the same time.
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Dna dna dna dna, dna dna, dna dna, Can't touch this.
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"Grenade!" BOOM!
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the knights break out of the rubble.
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Orc death.
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Cad Bane fails again.
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Human death
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"GRENADE!" BOOOMM!!!
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Cad Bane fails again...
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...but the civil war soldier doesn't. THE HUMANS WIN!
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Overveiw of the carnage.
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Bragallot » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:49 pm

:sparta:
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Legofighter » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:11 pm

"We don't take captives"


TOTALLY BADASS! (I MEAN: :belushi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Nice orc-ish phalanx
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Re: Brikwarrior's Battle Reports!

Postby Brikwarrior » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:46 pm

I'm gonna have battles each in there own topic from now on, but I'll link then all in this thread.

Here's one battle called: Small Town War.viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9388
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