Assault on Iridium Station

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Assault on Iridium Station

Postby Wafflefanny » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:54 am

Somewhere in the BrikVerse, the REPCONN Aerospace and Paramilitary Organization holds an Iridium mine on a moon of a large, earth-like planet with oxygen based life and large amounts of radiation and post-nuclear residue.

Here is said mine.

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Recently, however, with the BrikVerse being as unregulated and without civil liberties as we all know it to be, REPCONN A-P-O has recently taken the law into it's own hands, arresting Mini-fig mine workers for little or no reason, and entirely replacing them with cheap alien labor. Being outsourced by cheaper workforce is not something a mini-fig can grasp conceptually, but being placed in the deepest, most irradiated parts of the mine to blast space with dynamite in terrible conditions is more than a fig can bear. Finally, a small group of escapees, after blasting out of their cells with smuggled dynamite and taking weapons from the mining stores and dead REPCONN guards on their way out, are going for the man in charge of these arrests...
Colonel Darian Salazar, a most hated bureaucrat and sadistic to boot. He is only interested in his personal wealth, and the attracting young fig prostitutes that his superiors send to him when he saves money for the A-P-O.

The jail-breakers, with a hacked SECURITRON, arrive at the facility HQ.

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The Alien workers don't even see them coming

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The guards have a cushy shift, with only three workers

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One is napping

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TURN 1, the Chain-Gang Strikes!

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The hero, known only as "Scrambler", is one tough fig. He is not, however, the leader of this group. Who is? REPCONN wonders...
With a stolen Disruptor Fist, Scram makes these foreign bastards pay

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A ganger with a scatter gun takes point

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...only to be charged, and be horribly gored by a worker with a jack hammer

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The guards hear the shots and commotion, the sleeper starts awake!

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The engineer takes off his pack. What is he doing?

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A guard moves towards the chasm, and takes a shot. It goes wide

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TURN 2
Scram enters the melee, and dynamite wielding ganger turns a furious gaze to the shooting guard... as well as s serious wad of dyne

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BLAM
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Scram 'disrupts' a workers respiratory and digestive systems

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The white-hatted ganger and SECURITRON take shots, but they are poor shots

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The pack hits the ground...
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and immediately shifts with a loud cranking noise into an auto-turret, which fires
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Landing dangerously close
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What was that second guard doing? Calling for backup...which arrives
Introducing, Colonel Salazar and his machine-gun wielding borg
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TURN 3
A ganger sees them, and flies into a rage, charging

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Meanwhile the melee is all chaos
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Until Scrambler trades the last alien workers single spine for two halves of a spine
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The mad ganger is intercepted by the remaining guard
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and narrowly dodges meeting his maker
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The engineer makes it down the ladder

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Alas, the Colonel gives the command, and the borg empties a magazine into the charging ganger

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THe turret keeps firing, but something must be wrong with the targeting matrix
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TURN 4
With an inhuman cry, Scrambler rushes the Colonel, and they tussle
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The white-hat and SECURITRON take shots, trying to give Scram the cover he needs
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and the last guard loses a leg, thereafter dying of shock and blood-loss
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The turret doesn't fair any better
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The engineer makes to fix it
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The borg cuts the kill streak short,sending a burst into the white-hatted ganger
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Seeing the last ganger die, Scrambler hesitates
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giving the Colonel the opening he needs... that was a mistake
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TURN 5
The SECURITRON barely realizes it's alone, and toasts the engineer before he can get the turret working
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The Colonel and Borg turn on the hacked 'bot, and a firefight ensues
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fizzle BLAM
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BLAM BLAM fizzle
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When the gunshots recede, Salazar's laughter fills the empty mine as he strides over the corpses of friend and foe alike, and pulls out his personal radio to call HQ for more troops, bizarre torture devices and a hooker. It will be another "Sham-wow" style evening for the Colonel.
But what's this?
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The white-hatted ganger stands!! And picks up his blaster
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He adjusts his hat, closes the eyes of his fallen comrades. He places an odd device on the terminal, and walks away.
Back in his quarters, with his hands around a prostitutes neck, Darian Salazar hears a muffled explosion.
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby Stormblessed » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:38 pm

That was a good battle. Although, I wish I could've seen the mining facility after the explosion.
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:07 pm

bad ass! good job man!!
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby Wafflefanny » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:47 pm

Thanks guys! I just joined the forum and this is my first battle report, so feel free to criticize as needed, though compliments are even better!

@Stormblessed: I am tempted to build the station again just to blow it up for you!....just as soon as i get this essay done!
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:52 pm

nice start, one thing i'd do is implement automatic firing for that auto-turret, it'd boost it's daka 10 fold.
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby Wafflefanny » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:55 pm

Where is the section on that? I just gave it a "Mind" and let it function as a Long Range Weapon that couldn't move once placed.
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:52 pm

it's in the 2010 rule set. to access this document go to the normal rule book and replace 2005 with 2010 in the URL
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Re: Assault on Iridium Station

Postby Wafflefanny » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:05 pm

:yuno: it's like an Astarte egg! It's hidden! COOL
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