Here is said mine.




Recently, however, with the BrikVerse being as unregulated and without civil liberties as we all know it to be, REPCONN A-P-O has recently taken the law into it's own hands, arresting Mini-fig mine workers for little or no reason, and entirely replacing them with cheap alien labor. Being outsourced by cheaper workforce is not something a mini-fig can grasp conceptually, but being placed in the deepest, most irradiated parts of the mine to blast space with dynamite in terrible conditions is more than a fig can bear. Finally, a small group of escapees, after blasting out of their cells with smuggled dynamite and taking weapons from the mining stores and dead REPCONN guards on their way out, are going for the man in charge of these arrests...
Colonel Darian Salazar, a most hated bureaucrat and sadistic to boot. He is only interested in his personal wealth, and the attracting young fig prostitutes that his superiors send to him when he saves money for the A-P-O.
The jail-breakers, with a hacked SECURITRON, arrive at the facility HQ.

The Alien workers don't even see them coming

The guards have a cushy shift, with only three workers

One is napping

TURN 1, the Chain-Gang Strikes!

The hero, known only as "Scrambler", is one tough fig. He is not, however, the leader of this group. Who is? REPCONN wonders...
With a stolen Disruptor Fist, Scram makes these foreign bastards pay

A ganger with a scatter gun takes point

...only to be charged, and be horribly gored by a worker with a jack hammer

The guards hear the shots and commotion, the sleeper starts awake!


The engineer takes off his pack. What is he doing?

A guard moves towards the chasm, and takes a shot. It goes wide

TURN 2
Scram enters the melee, and dynamite wielding ganger turns a furious gaze to the shooting guard... as well as s serious wad of dyne

BLAM


Scram 'disrupts' a workers respiratory and digestive systems

The white-hatted ganger and SECURITRON take shots, but they are poor shots

The pack hits the ground...

and immediately shifts with a loud cranking noise into an auto-turret, which fires

Landing dangerously close

What was that second guard doing? Calling for backup...which arrives
Introducing, Colonel Salazar and his machine-gun wielding borg


TURN 3
A ganger sees them, and flies into a rage, charging

Meanwhile the melee is all chaos

Until Scrambler trades the last alien workers single spine for two halves of a spine


The mad ganger is intercepted by the remaining guard

and narrowly dodges meeting his maker

The engineer makes it down the ladder

Alas, the Colonel gives the command, and the borg empties a magazine into the charging ganger


THe turret keeps firing, but something must be wrong with the targeting matrix


TURN 4
With an inhuman cry, Scrambler rushes the Colonel, and they tussle

The white-hat and SECURITRON take shots, trying to give Scram the cover he needs

and the last guard loses a leg, thereafter dying of shock and blood-loss

The turret doesn't fair any better

The engineer makes to fix it

The borg cuts the kill streak short,sending a burst into the white-hatted ganger


Seeing the last ganger die, Scrambler hesitates

giving the Colonel the opening he needs... that was a mistake

TURN 5
The SECURITRON barely realizes it's alone, and toasts the engineer before he can get the turret working


The Colonel and Borg turn on the hacked 'bot, and a firefight ensues



fizzle BLAM

BLAM BLAM fizzle


When the gunshots recede, Salazar's laughter fills the empty mine as he strides over the corpses of friend and foe alike, and pulls out his personal radio to call HQ for more troops, bizarre torture devices and a hooker. It will be another "Sham-wow" style evening for the Colonel.
But what's this?



The white-hatted ganger stands!! And picks up his blaster

He adjusts his hat, closes the eyes of his fallen comrades. He places an odd device on the terminal, and walks away.
Back in his quarters, with his hands around a prostitutes neck, Darian Salazar hears a muffled explosion.