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Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Ham701 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:20 pm

Lance is a magical land, filled with dapper and merry citizens. JK LOL Lancians hate everybody, especially tourists and Germans and Britannians. Those silly barbarians can not bear to taste ze tre magnifique of Lance's beauty, le cheese, le baguette, le croissant, le cigarette, le escargo, HUH HUH HUH. Only ze finest in Lance, those British piss drinkers are obviously dimmies in disquise.

On to the story, Lance is an old kingdom that's starting to come into the galactic stage at last. They have an old rivalry with the Britannian League, but have always had their asses handed to them until teenage girls save the day. As the Britannian League weakens, though, Lance grows in power. King Phillip XVIII orders the troops to invade neutral worlds, increasing the size of the Empire. Soon, they will challenge Britannia's own colonies, and yet another deadly war shall erupt. But this time, it shall be in Lance's favor.
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Middle, King Philip XVIII, the courageous and artistic leader of Lance. Right, General Alfonso, commander of all ground forces and recipient of multiple Royal Crosses for his bravery. Right, Admiral Aurore, beautiful and intelligent leader of the New Royal Navy
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Royal Infantry of Lance. Brave men who dedicate their lives to serve and protect the Kingdom
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Foreign Legionnaires, Lance's finest soldiers. Comprised of mainly aliens, peaches, and women who can't serve in the regular infantry but still have great dedication to the King. They'll kick your ass too.
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Various lords, mages, and an engineer. Need names.
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Here, General Alfonso leads his men into battle against the Britannian dogs. See how they fall and run away from the might of Lance! Surely Lance is the greatest nation of all!

Next up, Britannians and maybe Hessians!
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Colette » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:24 pm

Should these guys have Assyria's permanent seat on the AN Security Council? A space France has finally arrived into the brikverse.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Ham701 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:41 pm

Colette wrote:Should these guys have Assyria's permanent seat on the AN Security Council? A space France has finally arrived into the brikverse.


If you want them to, go right ahead. I'd start a poll or something though, because some people would rather have the ASE.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Apollyon » Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:39 pm

Haha, this is one of the best factions ever! Fantastic work. How you incorporated peaches and womens into the Foreign Legion.... totally genius.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Silverdream » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:09 pm

Awesome. Now all you need to add is the greatest french weapon.

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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Zupponn » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:42 pm

No, instead make the 3 in the front a 3 musketeers parody: Assos, Pornos, and Arapeis (or different names if you want). All for puns and puns for all!
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby tymon555 » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:57 pm

Ham701 wrote:Middle, King Philip XVIII, the courageous and artistic leader of Lance. Right, General Alfonso, commander of all ground forces and recipient of multiple Royal Crosses for his bravery. Right, Admiral Aurore, beautiful and intelligent leader of the New Royal Navy


And who is on the left? :D
Anyway, excellent army :guinness:
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Pwnerade » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:22 am

This is brilliant! Every great power needs their own steampunk Brikwars faction. All of your troops look great.

Zupponn wrote:No, instead make the 3 in the front a 3 musketeers parody: Assos, Pornos, and Arapeis (or different names if you want). All for puns and puns for all!

This. Also, you need a Napoleon analogue. And, ideally, one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_2c
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby RunsWithLegos » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:41 am

Pwnerade wrote:
Zupponn wrote:No, instead make the 3 in the front a 3 musketeers parody: Assos, Pornos, and Arapeis (or different names if you want). All for puns and puns for all!

This. Also, you need a Napoleon analogue. And, ideally, one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Char_2c
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wonderful work Ham, the cheese eating surrender monkeys would be proud!
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Alex » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:19 am

Great army! I feel like a space France was long overdue. The Foreign legion in particular are awesome. :guinness: My suggestions for future units are either dragoons or cuirassiers, probably on speeder bikes instead of horses. Some artillery could also be a good addition.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Ham701 » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:04 pm

Thanks everyone! I'll try to put together some vehicles as you suggested.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby NapalmKing » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:58 pm

Damn you Ham they have a death buggy.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:25 am

100% brilliant!
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby Natalya » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:50 pm

Call it:

Le Royaume de la Lance

Which means the Kingdom of the Lance.
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Re: Le Kingdom de Lance

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:23 am

But it's like France with an L for a Fr!
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