Schmidt Sting Pain Index

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Schmidt Sting Pain Index

Postby Pwnerade » Tue May 01, 2012 12:33 am

An entomologist made an insect sting pain scale, and describes the pain of the different stings like a wine connoisseur would describe a vintage he was tasting.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.
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Re: Schmidt Sting Pain Index

Postby Zahru II » Tue May 01, 2012 4:16 am

Light, ephemeral, almost fruity

Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy

Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut

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Re: Schmidt Sting Pain Index

Postby Keldoclock » Tue May 01, 2012 10:54 am

Eh, insect scientists are some weird dudes.
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