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Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:22 pm

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Piltogg and his tyrannical armies threaten the third alliance. He does not wish for a new brikverse order for the Germanic peoples, but instead a-

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*PFOOM!*"Otto the Rebuilder's neck has exploded! We're confirming that he is dead. The Kaiser is dead!"

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"I, Klaus Von Fynnvaria accept the crown of Bavaria, and Fynnlund when Konigin Ada passes on like Bonn-o-Tron. My father was a great man. He united our nation and created the third alliance, he was a great warrior, a great general, an excellent leader and a hero of Bavaria. However his last move was a mistake. Piltogg is the clear saviour of the Brikverse and German people, so I swear loyalty to him as Uberkaiser of the Third Alliance, and refuse to fight against him. Only by his side will I fight."

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Many Bavarians took Otto as a martyr. He had spoken and attempted to fight against a tyrant, only to pay with his life. To swear loyalty to Piltogg was treason.

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The Military was quickly marshalled against the rebels.

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But many soldiers were loyal to Otto.
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Zupponn » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:57 pm

Wait... um... huh? :?
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby sjosten » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:03 pm

Where is the map from?
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Silverdream » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:26 pm

Zupponn wrote:Wait... um... huh? :?


Bavaria is now in civil war because new Kaiser Klaus has sworn loyalty to Piltogg, and this looks similiar to treason as it's likely Piltogg that killed his father(Kaiser Otto Von Bavaria).
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby piltogg » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:31 pm

Transmission from Kaiser Klaus Von Fynnvaria wrote:Piltogg, Bavaria is in need of loyal troops. We are on the verge of civil war.


The bulk of Akkadian forces are currently dispersed on missions on FICO and Assyria, however, we will send two akkadian hard-suits(or equivalent) as personal bodyguard to Kaiser Klaus.
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:27 am

NIce use of a D&D Map. I'd never thought of that before. *Starts playing brikwars on all my D&D maps*
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Silverdream » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:57 pm

Ben-Jammin wrote:NIce use of a D&D Map. I'd never thought of that before. *Starts playing brikwars on all my D&D maps*


Thanks, I think I got the idea from BFenix.
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Natalya » Wed May 02, 2012 5:35 pm

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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby cherikov » Mon May 14, 2012 4:34 am

well... i see what you did there with your colourful paper and I must say:
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Silverdream » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:31 am

This needs to be moved to magic soap operas.
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Vami IV » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:17 pm

*Thinking face*
If Bavaria is in civil war, why is Bavaria entering the First N00B War?
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Zupponn » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:25 pm

Vami IV wrote:*Thinking face*
If Bavaria is in civil war, why is Bavaria entering the First N00B War?

Yes Bavaria was in civil war...


..two years ago.
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Re: Bavarian Policy Change

Postby Vami IV » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:36 pm

Oh.

Fuck.
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