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[Ham701]

[The Shadowscythe]

penis ALERT!!!

When Mister penis gets within 5 miles of somebody else,
they start posting penises everywhere

Com'n, this forum is starting to loose all of its -syness
Lets make something

Dafuq? You haven't figured it out yet?

This forum is a gestalt combination of the most ballsiest trolls on the planet! Brikwars is the epitome of trolling - even "Brikwarsiness" itself is trolling!

The forum? Full of Trolls.

The mods? Trolls.

The Admin - the guy who made the game, and the game itself? Trolling like a goddamn sir.

You haven't figured it out yet - we are living trollception, in the trollsiest forum about the most trolling game on the goddamn planet.

And it isn't brikwars?

Go eat your dads dick.

[stubby]

Dafuq?

Are you sure you're not just being trolled?

Can you ever be sure?

[tymon555]

penis ALERT!!!

When Mister penis gets within 5 miles of somebody else,
they start posting penises everywhere

Com'n, this forum is starting to loose all of its -syness
Lets make something

Dafuq? You haven't figured it out yet?

This forum is a gestalt combination of the most ballsiest trolls on the planet! Brikwars is the epitome of trolling - even "Brikwarsiness" itself is trolling!

The forum? Full of Trolls.

The mods? Trolls.

The Admin - the guy who made the game, and the game itself? Trolling like a goddamn sir.

You haven't figured it out yet - we are living trollception, in the trollsiest forum about the most trolling game on the goddamn planet.

And it isn't brikwars?

Go eat your dads dick.

[Apollyon]

Love my be blind, but it's not deaf.

[IVhorseman]

You've got to start keeping a trotem, so you can know if you're trolling or srs.

[The Shadowscythe]

Dafuq?

Are you sure you're not just being trolled?

Can you ever be sure?

Goddamni-

[Zupponn]

Dafuq?

Are you sure you're not just being trolled?

Can you ever be sure?

Well, that was legofighter who posted, so...

[Ham701]

As an expert on father-dick lickers, I can attest that legofighter should indeed lick his father's dick.

(Also, I can't seem to find where I posted that originally in the comment history. Accidental delete?)

[sjosten]

"I'll never look at a stegosaurus the same way!"

"Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison --the shell-- keeps them apart. It's so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!""

"Shhh! My common sense is tingling."
That last one should be a smily or whatever we call them.

[muffinman42]

Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

[ColourSchemer]

Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

...Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, as long as she does it quiet like.

[Ben-Jammin]

[ColourSchemer]

Challenge: make this post more best-violence awesome-lympics.

example: All terrain extreme downhill rafting

[Zupponn]

"Shhh! My common sense is tingling."
That last one should be a smily or whatever we call them.