France

[IVhorseman]

Too much damage? sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiit

[Silverdream]

If no one likes me I'm going to leave. No point spending time with a bunch of people that hate me and want me to die.

[Natalya]

I don't want you to die...

[Silverdream]

I don't want you to die...

but I'm willing to bow to popular sentiment.

Alright. I can die I guess.

[IVhorseman]

Crucify him! Crucify him! Free Barabbas!

[Keldoclock]

Dibs on his briks.

[Natalya]

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[Ross_Varn]

Mark Twain on the French-

Now as to cruelty, savagery, and the spirit of massacre. These do not add a grace to the world's partly civilized races, yet at the same time they can hardly be called defects. They grow naturally out of the social system; the system could not be perfect without them. It is hard to draw a line here, with any great degree of exactness, between the French, the Comanches, and the several other nations existing upon the same moral and social level. It must in candor be admitted that in one point the Comanches rank higher than the French, in that they do not fight among themselves, whereas a favorite pastime with the French, from time immemorial, has been the burning and slaughtering of each other. No weapon has drunk such rivers of French blood as the French sword. No hatred has been so implacable as the Frenchman's hatred of his brother. No other creature's religion has wrought such marvels of murderous atrocity as the meek and lowly religion of the Frenchman. However, the last sentence is in a sense unfair, in the present comparison, since the Comanche has no religion, and hence no pressing motive to reform his brother by killing him.

He goes on for a while, but I think the conclusion we can draw from this passage is that France is Brikwars and Brikwars is France. Viva la Brikwars.

[DutchOven]

I think France is one of the worst eeriest nations. Speaking as a fellow European, should not be in EU.

[Ben-Jammin]

I thought you were in prison?

[DutchOven]

I thought you were in prison?

You speaking to me???

[Keldoclock]

French people are okay. They work four days a week and have LeClercs.

(this appears to be an engineering or recovery model)

[Silverdream]

[Orville_McHaggis]

And it was then that I decided to translate the French national anthem into english so that the brikwars forum would see how France is actually the most ruthless country in the world.


Let's go, children of the fatherland
The day of glory has arrived
We will counter tyrrany
The blood-soaked flag is raised
The blood-soaked flag is raised
You all in the country, do you hear?
The cries of the furious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To slit the throats of your sons and women

To arms, citizens!
Form your batallions!
March on, march on
Until their impure blood
Saturates our fields


You best be scared of the French.

Christ driving an obscenely large pick-up truck, those bastards are crazy.

[stubby]

Jeeze France, compensating much?