Yellow Reenactors - Crazyhorse

Shit is about to get real.

The well-placed tank shell destroyed one of the Peach speeders, sending wreckage in all directions. The pilot was blown in two, and an Xtreme Sports Punk got pinned underneath his trike. The base of the crane was weakened by the blast, causing the crane to fall forward. A portion of the structure collapsed, once again pinning the machine-gunner under rubble. The crane operator was not killed, but is rather dazed. The second speeder managed to survive, with heavy damage. A peach was also killed, along with a punk. The Xtreme footage in his camera is still intact.

A yellow German reenactor killed the green-haired punk girl. He then claimed her camera's Xtreme footage, and a Benny for his team. The last camera is close enough to be claimed next turn.

Sgt. Harmon heroically kicked the train, sending it rolling forward. What could he have been planning?

Due to poor marksmanship, it shall remain a mystery. The British reenactors did no better. Bollocks!

The Hellcat's machinegun killed the Green bazooka-man. The weapon is still intact, however, along with one remaining rocket.

A shell was fired from the main gun, but it was poorly aimed. The Wespe self-propelled howitzer fired as well, but it landed on the far side of the rocks. Hardly anyone could shoot straight that turn.

The Green who was holding the BAR absorbed all of the blast, sparing the rest of his comrades.

The Tommy with the demolition charges successfully rigged them to the fire engine, turning it into a car bomb. He then hopped aboard, to join the commandos for a ride.
An army marches on its stomach, and its favorite food is fudge.