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The frogmen, gaining initiative for the turn, shoot the helpless native, but fail to kill.
The other shoots at a pirate, but critfails. He tries to, as a feat and as instructed, sing this (probably not what was intended, but the first thing that came up on a youtube search). Unfortunately, he forgets to lift his visor, so only he can hear (failed feat, and a pity too--I really wanted to break out the cowboy hats).
One Royal Marine misses a pirate with his bayonet.
The counterattack does not miss.
The last Marine fires, but critfails too (third this turn!). His powder got wet, so the musket is jammed and will take an action to clear, and another to reload. Better hope for luck with a bayonet!
True to orders, he grabs the flag and moves forward, closing the trapdoor as he goes.
The native attacks a frogman with his knife...
...And promptly disappears below the water. Where is he going?
Ah. "Now, how to dismantle a raft... I cut here, and here, annnnnnd... here!"
"Crap!" Feat failed, he drops his knives! Unarmed and behind enemy lines, that's not a good combination...
The monkey leaps at the Marine...
...Only to be skewered on a bayonet.
The other pirate attacks, but fails to kill.
This intrepid soul leaps into the water after the frogman.
Decapitation!
The last pirate charges, but can't get to his target.
SECRET FACTION 2 UNLOCKED: THE FISH-PEOPLE!
Dun-dun...dun-dun...dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun...
CHOMP. The shark-man tries a feat to turn the head into a laser, but realizes too late that a) he just ate the pirate's head and b) skulls give him indigestion...
The stingray-man stabs the last frogman!
The body contorts and writhes, gripped by some horrid poison. What used to be a diver is now... a fish?
FROGMEN ELIMINATED!
Overwatch.
Table o' Kills
Royal Marines: 6
Natives: 2
Pirates: 6
US Navy: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Frogmen: 1(ELIMINATED)
Fish-People: 2
Send in them orders!
Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
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- IX_Legion
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Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
WHAT THE.... Wow. Do people really hate frogs THAT much? Granted I only had two but, Wow. Ah well! Good luck Fish people. You managed to turn my man into a fish...How the F*ck does that work?
- IX_Legion
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Yeah, I wasn't really specified targets for fish-people, your guy just happened to be closest. And the fish-thing, it's a poison on the tridents
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Still, How the F*ck does that work?
Edit: Oh yeah... It's Brikwars.
Edit: Oh yeah... It's Brikwars.
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Last turn I died, this turn Thesson died. I wonder who'll lose next.
Han Solo wrote: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
My moneys on the pirates.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Pirates still have 2 guys. The Marines and the Natives are both at 1, and the native is unarmed.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Exactly, the native has no hope of winning and is outnumbered. That obviously means he's going to win. Don't you watch movies?
Han Solo wrote: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
HAUIL BRITAIN!!
kick the pirate into the grate and pull the leaver. plant the flag, pick up a musket that is not wet.
kick the pirate into the grate and pull the leaver. plant the flag, pick up a musket that is not wet.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 4
Yaaarrr! Us pirates will take this island whether we wish to or not!