Thesson ponders shooting Buffalo Man in the head, then thinks better of it and just readies his weapon.
SL4Y3RD00D walks up to Buffalo Man.
SL4Y3RD00D: "Mercenary Reinforcements Sir, contract says something about a Mining company in the area?"
Buffalo Man: "Mining company? You mean the Zupponn Mining Co. in that fort behind me? Are you some kind of spies? I hate spies. Grrr!"
General Harris moves towards the yellow building. He can hear the sounds of machinery inside.
Khaar goes over to Buffalo Man.
Khaar: "Hey, you should totally go and put explosives on that fort back there."
Buffalo Man: "Does it look like I have explosives? And even if I did do you think that I would harm my good friends the Zupponn Mining Co.? You guys are getting on my nerves. Grrr!"
Meanwhile in the back Rade starts shouting at the ZMC forces in the fort, yelling something about Bullet Spam. The ZMC troops just see him waving his arms frantically and find him odd.
Ghost runs towards the men in Power Armor, but can't quite reach them. As he approaches, one of them speaks to him.
Power Armor Guy: "Hey, could you help us in our ritual to honor the Holy Dragon?"
Sir Jeremiah: "Yes, I am the legendary Sir Jeremiah, you peasants will take me to your Lord or Thane or whoever God appointed."
He runs up to Buffalo Man and shoots him in the face. Headshot!
Sir Jeremiah: "That reminds me, I'll have one whore to warm my bed tonight, send for a good fat woman. I won't settle for stick wives or little boys."
The woman with no pants on and holding a stick raises an eyebrow.
The rest of Buffalo Man's troops turn towards the sound of the shot.
Man: "Hey! He killed leader!"
Other Man: "Get him!"
(All the minifigs in tan in the middle are now hostile)
Crevan goes for the nearby chest. He opens it and discovers a +1 Weapon 2(Knife).
(I've color coded the predetermined skills. Red=Weapon1, Blue=Armor, Green=Move, Yellow=Skill, Tan=Weapon2)
Krag Hag was angry at Buffalo Man for having chrome swords, but now that he's dead, Krag Hag runs up to the lady with no pants and cuts her in half.
Captain Badass runs towards the barrel next to the Holy Dragon Fanatics. He can't quite reach it.
Holy Dragon Fanatic: "Or would you like to help us complete our ritual?"
The ZMC Comm tower buzzes.
ZMC Soldier: "Sir, we have action down here. Both Buffalo Man and the Lady With No Pants are dead. Please send reinforcements right away!"
The ZMC teleporter lights up.
And a ZMC soldier pops out.
He takes an empty spot on the wall.