Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Colette » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:23 pm

I going to Las Vegas in a month, do you think there'll be any good deals left at that point?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby stubby » Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:56 pm

stubby wrote:back in 2006!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:22 pm

WTFAAA!! :shock: :evil:
I'm so jealous right now. Well, I should be happy to have even one...in pieces in 4 different boxes. Sigh. Should rebuild it someday, was my favourite set ever!
Well, at least we are going to have one heck of a forum battle!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:56 pm

My faction guesses

Mocia: methhouse, Stalin, dogdu, IVasscus, rayho, rayhos mom, pprincesses

Vladtron: vladtron, vizier+pinkomancers, thugs, draygo+the Other evil knight+ elite shadow knights, shadow knights, witches

Third party: shitgoats, peasants, pedonukers, crew of the battleship(Potemkin)
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby stubby » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:57 pm

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    King MethHouse the Lion + Mocian siege army: Tzan
    Sir Stalin the Bear + Stalin heavy infantry: Silent-sigfig
    Sir IVasscus the Monkey + IVasscus assault infantry: IVhorseman
    Sir Dogdu the Dog + Dogdu frontline infantry: Arkbrik
    Sir Rayho the Hawk + Rayho ranged infantry: Killer Karetsu
    Secret Rainbow Faction 1: Alex
    Secret Rainbow Mini Faction: Ham701


The VladTron forces will be as follows, but it'll be awhile before I'm ready to take signups for them. Some are already assigned.

Lord VladTron: stubby (got to keep him on rails for story purposes)
Evil Vizier / Pinkomancers + undead
Drayko the Drake + fortress garrison
The Sorceress Spidola / Magical Girls: Natalya
The Bitches of VladTron (light cavalry): booty bothered
L.V.S. Black Inches galleon + skeleton crew
L.V.S. Red Miles frigate + zombie crew: Scratch
Secret VladTron Faction 1: Brikguy0410

You can still make guesses about the neutral factions, since I haven't revealed the teams for OneEye, colette, solvess, piltogg, and silva yet.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby samuelzz10 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:31 pm

secret vladtron faction please?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby aoffan23 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:32 pm

but it'll be awhile before I'm ready to take signups for them.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby stubby » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:32 pm

stubby wrote:it'll be awhile before I'm ready to take signups for them

Crap, aoffan beat me to it. I'll start taking signups once IVasscus and Stalin's mini-adventure is out of the way.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby samuelzz10 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:06 pm

stubby wrote:
stubby wrote:it'll be awhile before I'm ready to take signups for them

Crap, aoffan beat me to it. I'll start taking signups once IVasscus and Stalin's mini-adventure is out of the way.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Paco » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:50 am

To whoever's playing Mocia: I'd worry about that frigate.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby OneEye589 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:36 pm

What a coincidence that you got them at Goodwill, where the logo looks like a Lego guy.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:02 pm

I dunno why everyone is leaping on the signup train when like 4 pages ago Stubbs made it clear that he was taking signups as he reveals the factions.


I'm hoping for Time Wizard(s) myself.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Natalya » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:20 pm

stubby wrote:$22 each, back in 2006! I've been known to give them out as party favors. I think I only have about a half dozen left.



Yo mail me one of those.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby stubby » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:51 pm

OneEye589 wrote:What a coincidence that you got them at Goodwill, where the logo looks like a Lego guy.

Sure, MAYBE IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE LOL

anyway

after all this nonsense occurs,

and then this,

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A VladTron Battle Carriage careens madly across the Hardwood Plains :twss:, driven by... a Shadow Knight corpse?


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IVASSCUS: It's a good thing your horse Trotsky responds to voice commands. It'd be tough to sneak past the VladTron patrols if we had to stand out there and drive.

STALIN: Da. That is because I'm a strategic genius.


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IVASSCUS: But if you're such a genius, how did we end up stuck in a tiny box for eight hours with this rotting purple wizard corpse?


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PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: I've been flipping a coin to decide if I should be helpful or if I should be a twat. I still can't decide because I'm hungover, so I'll get back to you after these messages.

IVASSCUS: wtf


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PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: Do you know about Elbereth? It's a good last ditch effort. Shift + e, then - to write with your finger and write Elbereth exactly. Writing with your finger is prone to spelling errors, but you can write it out in 1 turn. If you properly spell it, the mimic will release you and flee on it's next attack turn (given that the correct spelling is still there). Not all monsters respect Elbereth (like @ ..shopkeepers, and Angels and whatnot)

IVASSCUS: Uh... a magic wand? Nope, haven't seen it.

PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: THAT'S MESSED UP

IVASSCUS: But tell me more about this secret entrance!

STALIN: Nyet! Tell me more about the secret entrance! I'm a strategic genius. He's an ass monkey.

IVASSCUS: Objection! He meant IV-ass monkey. One-ass monkeys are for chumps.


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PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: What? No, you can safely enter shops without pissing off the shopkeeper (given that you don't attempt to kill the shopkeeper and just want to do straight business). Destroying his door will piss him off though, as will certain attempts to steal his goods.


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PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: Oddly enough, the shopkeeper doesn't get pissed by pets and their crazy antics. Must be a PETA lover. And yes, you can use this to your super advantage.

IVASSCUS: Excellent. This will score me some points when it's time for MethHouse to pick me to be next King of Mocia.


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PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: You just need to be careful with shops (especially at low levels with the mimics). If you see an item that doesn't belong, it may be a mimic. If the door is locked and it's a shop that's closed for inventory, leave it alone until you have a method to open the door.

STALIN: Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей. After this, King MethHouse will pick me to be the King.


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IVASSCUS: Thanks, stinky! Good luck finding your wand!

PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: nooooooooooo you told them I was Wilson!! Also this one wasn't the Justin Timberlake board and nooooooooooooooo you told them about that tooooooo. nooooooooooo


Battle: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 1
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Tzan » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:27 pm

stubby wrote:
PURPLE WIZARD CORPSE: (said a bunch of stuff)


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