BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

[samuelzz10]

If we destroy the tower, I don't think they can teleport units in anymore.

[Zupponn]

If we destroy the tower, I don't think they can teleport units in anymore.

Brilliant!

[Whiteagle]

Well Duuuuuh!

If only someone hadn't pissed off one of the largest mobs on the map and gotten half of us killed...
...Good thing SL4Y3RD00D isn't actually dead.

[Kalvinator]

Well Duuuuuh!

If only someone hadn't pissed off one of the largest mobs on the map and gotten half of us killed...

Yeah, I know! Who ever did that is a total...
Oh, hi Silverdream. Noooo, we weren't talking about you.

[samuelzz10]

Well Duuuuuh!

If only someone hadn't pissed off one of the largest mobs on the map and gotten half of us killed...

Yeah, I know! Who ever did that is a total...
Oh, hi Silverdream. Noooo, we weren't talking about you.

Are we allowed to kill allies? we need to kill silva. or did he already die?

[mgb519]

It wasn't Silver, it was Krag Hag. Remember?
Meanwhile, Silver got us allies. Is killing him and turning them back against us a good idea?

[Killer Karetsu]

[Zupponn]

:(

Sorry.

[samuelzz10]

It wasn't Silver, it was Krag Hag. Remember?
Meanwhile, Silver got us allies. Is killing him and turning them back against us a good idea?

...... probably not.

[Silverdream]

It wasn't Silver, it was Krag Hag. Remember?
Meanwhile, Silver got us allies. Is killing him and turning them back against us a good idea?

...... probably not.

Good, cause if I die I'm probably going to make a useless hippy character for next game.

[Zupponn]

Turn 3!


Rade backs up a little and shoots at SL4Y3RD00D's old gun.  The gun doesn't explode as intended, so Rade shoots and kills a tan dude.


Crevan goes over to the space marines.
Crevan:  "If you join us, then there will be maniac beer for everyone!"


They are excited by this idea and decide to join.  (They are controlled by lawmaster)


The general whispers quietly in the rich man’s ear.
General Harris:  “As a general, I have Trattorian nuclear launch codes which you can then ransom the Trattorian government with for a lot of money. After all, it is among the top 5 economies in the brikverse. All you need to do is promise me safe haven from the tan people.”
Rich Man:  "What?  Of course not!  We are conducting highly dangerous experiments here!  We can't just-"


BLAM!  General Harris doesn't give the man any time to finish.


Scientist:  "Oh, no!  The machine was hit!  Run!"


Bright lights fill the room.


All the NPCs are turned into zombies!


Sir Jeremiah: "Dost thou swear fealty to LORD Jeremiah, guardian of the realm, and the ultimate Warrior?"
Francisco: "Totally!"
Benito: "Aww Yeah!"
Lord Jeremiah: "Then I declare thee Sir Francisco the Great, and Sir Benito the Daring."
Sir Francisco: "Radical!"
Fransisco and Benito then go and loot some hats to make sure their awesomeness doesn't go unnoticed.


And then Sir... I mean Lord Jeremiah shoots a tan dude.


Captain Badass starts moving towards the ZMC Comm. Tower.


Ghost attacks and kills a Holy Dragon Fanatic.


He then takes the chainstaff.


Khaar gets up.


He jumps high up into the air.


And decapitates the last tan guy.


Comm. tower buzzes, and a new dude arrives.


Holy Dragon Fanatic:  "Blasphemer!  You need to be taught a lesson!"
The remaining Fanatics start up the ritual.


The Holy Dragon appears!  He speaks to Ghost.
Holy Dragon:  "You have desecrated my following.  For that I will punish you."


WITH FIRE!!!


Holy Dragon:  "Now, you 2, destroy the zombie filth or you shall join his fate."
Fanatic:  "As you wish your holiness."


As The Holy Dragon disappears, the Fanatics move out.


Meanwhile, in the middle of the battlefield, lightning strikes!


And Hammerman descends from the heavens!


He has come to eradicate the zombie infestation.  (He will be played by Ross if he wants him).


And the new ZMC soldier takes a spot on the wall.

Overviews:

[Thesson]

Did I forget orders?

[Colette]

Just asking, anyone have explosives?

(Also, what stats do the zombies have?)

[Silverdream]

Hail to the Lord, baby.

[samuelzz10]

men, we need to go to the comm tower together! after I kick hammerman's ass, of course.