Thesson: "You guys should totally join me! Look at my awesome snipper riffle!"
Fanatic: "Ummm, no."
Thesson would take a shot at a zombie, but General Harris is in the way.
Lord Jeremiah: "Ah yes, the knights of this realm are just begging to swear fealty to me."
Lord Jeremiah moves towards Hammerman.
Lord Jeremiah: "Hey, do you want to be my knight? For justice?"
Hammerman just looks at him, giving no response.
Lord Jeremiah: "Ok, well, umm, let me know then."
Fransisco and Benito (I don't know which is which) charge at the Holy Dragon Fanatics and kill one with pistols.
Rade runs over and kicks SL4Y3RD00D's old gun into the yellow house.
Then he shoots past Harris and hits the gun, making it explode! The whole inside of the house is a mess. Harris is knocked backwards.
Crevan and his marines see the explosion and presume that there are no survivors. They just move out.
Captain Badass keeps running towards the Comm Tower.
Which is where Kalvinator starts running towards also.
Thesson starts running in that direction too, because it seems like the cool thing to do.
General Harris starts running towards the Cavalry troops.
The Holy Dragon: "You defiler! I shall punish you for all eternity!"
Benito or Fransisco (I'm not sure which) spontaneously combusts.
Amazingly, Buffalo Man's old hat survives the flames.
Oh, no! It looks like a zombie survived the explosion!
He tries to snuggle Captain Badass, but fails to do enough damage.
Hammerman runs forward and destroys the final zombie.
No longer sensing the presence of the undead, the final Holy Dragon Fanatic teleports to safety.
Another ZMC soldier joins the garrison. He amuses himself by watching the mining.
Rade gets Hammerman's attention.
Rade: "Hey, you don't have to follow any one of us, but could you at least lend us a hand?"
Hammerman looks around before nodding in affirmation. (I'm going to NPC him unless Ross ever gets back to me.)