Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

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Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby IX_Legion » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:51 pm

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The manta-man readies for a throw...

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...and fails. The trident sinks far below the waves.

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Sombrero Shark advances, but cannot reach his target.

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Offended that the manta-man chucked a trident at him, the pirate prepares to chuck his cutlass right back.

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Direct hit! Both fish-people are now wounded.

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The pirate then runs to grab a gun.

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The marine feels an inexplicable urge to kick the corpse of the monkey into the ocean.

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He succeeds. Nothing significant is accomplished.

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Deciding to do something more useful, he bayonets the Sombrero Shark. He hits, but fails to kill. That shark-man looks mad now... :byzero:

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Overview.

Table o' Kills
Royal Marines: 7
Natives: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Pirates: 7
US Navy: 2 (ELIMINATED)
Frogmen: 1(ELIMINATED)
Fish-People: 2

Accepting turn 7 orders.

If things get moving too slowly, I may start running two turns at once. I'll only do this if I have a turn where basically nothing happens again, though.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:26 pm

Wounds? WOUNDS? He's got a friggin sword through his gut! :evil:
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby IX_Legion » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:56 pm

Zupponn wrote:Wounds? WOUNDS? He's got a friggin sword through his gut! :evil:


Yeah, but both the fish people have (correction: had) 2 HP. Besides, I've seen someone with a sword through their gut and missing both arms and a leg still survive in a battle somewhere here (can't remember which one)
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby mgb519 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:57 pm

I remember a certain "Captain Illustrious" survived without legs for at least a turn or two.
Tzan wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:12 am

wait the monkey was dead?
oh.


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the scum has a musket once more. we shall hold the island at all costs
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby IX_Legion » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:15 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:wait the monkey was dead?
oh.


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...Only to be skewered on a bayonet.

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Yeah.
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Re: Battle for the Random Island: Turn 6

Postby Zupponn » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:53 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:wait the monkey was dead?
oh.

Don't worry. I thought that kicking the monkey off the island was completely Brikwars.
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