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I am your ruler now.

Postby Colette » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:24 pm

Huh. This is a new development.

Well, I will do my best to abuse my power and take over the world give all of our prospective members a warm welcome, before unleashing them into the wild, cold world that is the rest of the forums.

Discuss.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:17 pm

All hail our polite and friendly and welcoming leader!

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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Thesson » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:38 pm

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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:53 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby BFenix » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:10 pm

With your new role on the forum, you have, to some degree, a responsibility towards new folks and that's something to take very seriously. I'm surprised with this, but it's good to see you grew up with your past... mistakes.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Ham701 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:14 pm

I should have been promoted to Newb Overlord. Under my command, the quality of new members would exponentially improve.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:15 pm

Ham701 wrote:I should have been promoted to Newb Overlord. Under my command, the quality of new members would exponentially improve.

Driving away all new members does not improve their quality.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Apollyon » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:40 pm

Oh, the irony...
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby stubby » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:01 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Ham701 wrote:I should have been promoted to Newb Overlord. Under my command, the quality of new members would exponentially improve.

Driving away all new members does not improve their quality.

That was our policy in the past. I thought we'd try something different and see what happened.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Natalya » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:13 pm

stubby wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Ham701 wrote:I should have been promoted to Newb Overlord. Under my command, the quality of new members would exponentially improve.

Driving away all new members does not improve their quality.

That was our policy in the past. I thought we'd try something different and see what happened.


I was wondering if you would say something like that.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby muffinman42 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:52 pm

YAY One more mod and I remain without a subforum! Kiss my responsibility-less arse moderators!
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby stubby » Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:48 pm

Pretty sure making them moderators didn't give them any responsibility either. But don't tell Colette, I think he's still fooled.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Keldoclock » Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:12 pm

stubby wrote:Pretty sure making them moderators didn't give them any responsibility either. But don't tell Colette, I think he's still fooled.


Yeah, I think the only moderation I ever did in my forum was editing silver's genuine congratulations into homeschooled adoration.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:19 pm

stubby wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Ham701 wrote:I should have been promoted to Newb Overlord. Under my command, the quality of new members would exponentially improve.

Driving away all new members does not improve their quality.

That was our policy in the past. I thought we'd try something different and see what happened.



...so, what happened? :phil:

I always thought driving away the weak new members was just sort of sport. Like abusing badgers or fishing with grenades.
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Re: I am your ruler now.

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:26 pm

Apparently ripping the new members apart on a psychological level and then waiting to see if they survive or not does not good members make.

Dunno where they got that idea from . . . but apparently its a thing now.
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