Colette wrote:10. Finally, Scythe will skull-fuck you once he finds this thread.
Bragallot wrote:Honestly, I didn't even know stories about the Scythians existed.
Wait, but what other faction fictions are there around here (other than mine)?
Ahaha - haha - ha - ha - ha - YEAH.
I remember a post from here long ago - the mona lisa of skullfucking, written by myself in its beauty of pissing off silva . . . my googlefoo fails me, but I am coming for you - and soon I will be coming in you.
In your face.
Your skull, will be my cum-bucket. AND NOW WE INTERRUPT YOU FOR THE SERIOUS SIDE OF THIS FUKKEN POST.
Yeah, I write brik-fiction . . . seeing as I have just made the term up, I will coin it here and now - brikfiction.
I've had plans for forum battles in the past, hosted through LDD - but I failed myself because I was suddenly hit with the inspiration to do something awesome, and convieniently forgot I was trying to keep a 39 hour a week job (that ended up being closer to 50 hours a week) a 16 hour a week degree, and filling the rest of my time with raising my daughter, desperately trying to complete my course modules/dissertation/degree while organising mine and brikwhores wedding at the same time, and deal with everyone else who pretended to know the meaning of the word stress.
I would hit the forums or chat in the middle of the night when I was too tired to do anything else, but too awake to go to sleep and end up talking to Warhead, or Stubby and be all like "You seen this shit? It's awesome - I'm gonna do that too!" then realise I had overstreched myself and fall through in the planning stages.
Right now - I probably could run one of my old LDD battles - I still have all the files saved and ready to go, I simply lack the long term inspiration to pull it off . . . if anyone wants to put some awesome in my was and re-ignite that flame then bloody well go for it.
As for real-brik battles - I have enough Scythian Forces and assorted briks to put up what would be a fairly decent sized Scythian -vs- Immortals battle, with a few sig-figs from the other factions, but I don't have the space to have this thing in the house with small children for the several weeks to keep the damn thing in one piece, so that will have to wait until I can play with my lego, with my daughter - and then find the space in the house to keep the damn thing set up.BUT
- Going back to the subject of brikfiction.
I have a dozen or so creative outlets - I pick them up and put them down like a three year old crack addicted toddler with an internet connection. I have been known to write, draw, storyboard and script at any given point, for at least a dozen different things . . . the brikfiction/Scythian shorts are my attempt to not only vent that creativity - but do it over a long term. More often than not I make about three posts a month - often within a short space of time, and then return to planning my next text-dump.
It has a storyline, beginning - middle - and end, that is designed to fit into the brikverse and tell an epic tale from the point of view of the inhabitants themselves (and there are very, very specific reasons that I write in the style of them being people, rather than minifigs
) that can pay homage to the many, many awesome factions and characters and be its own self-contained piece - as in, it is there for people that want to read it, and that would be awesome - but it isn't actually essential to read or for anyone to put figs on a table and fight.
Give me time and space - I will present you with battle reports, perhaps even a forum battle or two - but I will most likely type out a couple of awesome tales while I am at it - draw a few pictures, post up a new build or three, a few new LDD shenanagans and perhaps some other types of bullshit I cannot even think of yet.
And this thread I have seen here? Is someone else being a goddamn asstard because? why? reasons?
My creative outlet too long for you too read it?
Then don't read it - then you don't have to bitch, but you ain't gonna stop me from using my creative outlet.
It needs pictures?
I may make them, I may not - your trolling about it will actually put me off of doing so - so shut yer mouth.
You know what, I could keep going - but it would turn from witty argument/point proving into an outright slagfest with no real point or conclusion, Imma gonna keep doing it - I may do something else with it - and you don't have to have anything to do with it.Scythe - Out.