Death to Britannia

[Colette]

Should the need arise, there are many ZMC contracts open for our honourable Brittanian friends and allies.  In this way we provide our help and support in these troubled times.  Death to the Piltogg fanatics and all of their supporters!

-Zupponn, CEO Zupponn Mining Co.

(I even put the 'u' in honorable!)

The AN is now destroyed- if you want beer in any signficant amounts you will work with the Third Alliance. We will provide twice as much payment in any requested form as the AN gave you.

[Silverdream]

Should the need arise, there are many ZMC contracts open for our honourable Brittanian friends and allies.  In this way we provide our help and support in these troubled times.  Death to the Piltogg fanatics and all of their supporters!

-Zupponn, CEO Zupponn Mining Co.

(I even put the 'u' in honorable!)

Viceroy Haig: Hello, thank you guy. Though we can't pay with German alcohols, we can pay with excess GT, the finest Scotch, and Maniac Beer.

[Zupponn]

Should the need arise, there are many ZMC contracts open for our honourable Brittanian friends and allies.  In this way we provide our help and support in these troubled times.  Death to the Piltogg fanatics and all of their supporters!

-Zupponn, CEO Zupponn Mining Co.

(I even put the 'u' in honorable!)

Viceroy Haig: Hello, thank you guy. Though we can't pay with German alcohols, we can pay with excess GT, the finest Scotch, and Maniac Beer.

The Zupponn Mining Co. finds this acceptable.

@Collette:  The ZMC cannot take any TA contracts because it already holds many Immortal contracts, and putting soldiers on both sides of the battlefield is bad for business.

[Bragallot]

First New York, now the Brittannian capital- what's next, orbital bombardment of Scythia or Austere?

You don't wanna know... what are my guys up to anyway? Mwahaha.

[RunsWithLegos]

The COalition of Ajax 4 sends it's condolences to the britanians  and offers any aid it can give.

[Silverdream]

Greetings loyal subjects. As I grew up, I was always surrounded by redshirts and people who would die in my stead. Now I am your immortal queen. I will fight on the battlefield side by side with loyal soldiers. I will get my revenge on the Third Alliance using any weapon I can. The people of Pendragon are dead, and the new capital will be Edinburgh. I order all my Admirals and generals, obliterate the Third Alliance!

[Rev. Sylvanus]

Not necessarily a criticism of this thread only, but I've never understood all these soap-opera-esque vignettes in the Reports from the Field.

When I jump onto this part of the board, I'm always hoping to see a battle or a skirmish or a documentation of a battle. Images of minifigs at microphones, or on bridges, etc, etc just seem underwhelming. But to each their own, I suppose...not everyone has playmates...

[Bragallot]

When I jump onto this part of the board, I'm always hoping to see a battle or a skirmish or a documentation of a battle. Images of minifigs at microphones, or on bridges, etc, etc just seem underwhelming. But to each their own, I suppose...not everyone has playmates... but I do, gnagna gna *in your FACE!*

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[Rev. Sylvanus]

[Bragallot]

Rev. and his playmates were last spotted at a soap-opera-esque vignette in the theater 'Reports of the Field', but were lost in the chaos Rev. caused by trolling the vengeful mass of people around him.

[Silverdream]

Rev. and his playmates were last spotted at a soap-opera-esque vignette in the theater 'Reports of the Field', but were lost in the chaos Rev. caused by trolling the vengeful mass of people around him.

I'm jealous. I can barely even talk to girls, let alone sit next to them.

[stubby]

I'm jealous. I can barely even talk to girls, let alone sit next to them.

Do you think if you keep talking about your romantic failures enough times, you'll get a result other than no one cares?  Because hey, maybe 10,001st time's the charm.

Not necessarily a criticism of this thread only, but I've never understood all these soap-opera-esque vignettes in the Reports from the Field.

When I jump onto this part of the board, I'm always hoping to see a battle or a skirmish or a documentation of a battle. Images of minifigs at microphones, or on bridges, etc, etc just seem underwhelming. But to each their own, I suppose...not everyone has playmates...

Do we need a separate "Storylines" subforum for these?  What do people think?

[Thesson]

Yes. And we need to. Talk like James T. Kirk. in it.

[Silverdream]

I'm jealous. I can barely even talk to girls, let alone sit next to them.

Do you think if you keep talking about your romantic failures enough times, you'll get a result other than no one cares?  Because hey, maybe 10,001st time's the charm.

Not necessarily a criticism of this thread only, but I've never understood all these soap-opera-esque vignettes in the Reports from the Field.

When I jump onto this part of the board, I'm always hoping to see a battle or a skirmish or a documentation of a battle. Images of minifigs at microphones, or on bridges, etc, etc just seem underwhelming. But to each their own, I suppose...not everyone has playmates...

Do we need a separate "Storylines" subforum for these?  What do people think?

I think that if people pity me, I'll regain my title as moderator. Plus you're forgetting something, I only know four different jokes: Pity jokes, Sex jokes, I'm dumb but not actually because that was a troll jokes, and reference jokes.

If we do have a storylines subforum I nominate Bragallot or Semaj Nagirrac. Honourable mention: Zahru.

[Thesson]

Yeah Semaj would be great.