Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

[Silverdream]

METAL FAWKING PIRATES



Finlay puts his axe down, and goes for the smallest pirate.



"What are you doing? Stop this."



"AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"





The pirates move up, few are in range.

[Zupponn]

Oh my god! Green explosions! The horror!

[Silverdream]

BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE



The positions are fixed for the sake of brevity.



The Cavalier goes to guard the Queen.



While the Rocketeers are spread out to minimize casualties caused by explosions.



"I can pish farther than thou can shoot, you sons of whores."







The infrantry shoots outside of it's range, the few managing to get the skill roll right also make killshots.

TERMINATOR



"Hey, wanna get drunk with me?"
"Yes!"

The Bavarian soldier is now under Collette's complete control.





The beer's effect? +3 armour and -1 skill for the Bavarian soldier and +2 Skill for the Terminator.

QUEEN VICTORIA V

She takes a shot at the Terminator plotting to kill her.





"Mein Bier...."



"Mein Bier!"



"MEIN BIER! MEIN BIER!"



"MEIN BIER SHALL BE AVENGED"

Bier Kommando is controlled by samuelzz10.

BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY







Both cannons miss, but one still manages to kill a Bavarian. The Machinegun will be in range next turn.

BAVARIAN WALL COMMAND



The Valkyries prepare to meet the Pirates in combat.











The Bavarian Sniper Cannons take out a few of the Allied force.



A janitor cleans up a dead Bavarian.



"Sir Konrad, go deal with the intruders. And you, exterminate the vermin behind our walls."
"Yes Kommander"



A pilot runs to her mini-fighter.





Two labourers carrying boxes of weapons quickly take the best loot and head to the battle.



Sir Konrad and his squire prepare to move out.



They are followed by two Rocket Karts.







A V-5 rocket is launched. It will travel 15" per turn.

Need orders from Ham.

[Bragallot]

See? I told you Silva was awesome.

[Silverdream]

See? I told you Silva was awesome.

Best Bros forever.

[Bragallot]

Of course!

*Alright chaps, I believe I have the GM's goodwill, everything's going according to plan.*

[Silverdream]

LENCH SPY NPC'D
(I'm sorry Ham, I just want to get as much done as possible before I head off to Toronto.)



"Bonjour, I am le German."



The Lench Spy mimes a wall. Hopefully the Bavarian Pilot will be stupid enough to run into it.

SEND IN YOUR ORDERS. Please.

[Ham701]

Fuck, I was busy all yesterday, and was wiped out from an all nighter. I'll get orders in next time.

[Silverdream]

Fuck, I was busy all yesterday, and was wiped out from an all nighter. I'll get orders in next time.

No, it's partly my fault. If I had waited an hour or more I probably could've gotten them.

[Colette]

Overviews? (I want to gauge how far Victoria is).

[Silverdream]