Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

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Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:57 pm

METAL FAWKING PIRATES

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Finlay puts his axe down, and goes for the smallest pirate.

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"What are you doing? Stop this."

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"AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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The pirates move up, few are in range.

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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Zupponn » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:46 am

Oh my god! Green explosions! The horror!
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:10 am

BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE

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The positions are fixed for the sake of brevity.

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The Cavalier goes to guard the Queen.

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While the Rocketeers are spread out to minimize casualties caused by explosions.

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"I can pish farther than thou can shoot, you sons of whores."

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The infrantry shoots outside of it's range, the few managing to get the skill roll right also make killshots.

TERMINATOR

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"Hey, wanna get drunk with me?"
"Yes!"

The Bavarian soldier is now under Collette's complete control.

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The beer's effect? +3 armour and -1 skill for the Bavarian soldier and +2 Skill for the Terminator.

QUEEN VICTORIA V

She takes a shot at the Terminator plotting to kill her.

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"Mein Bier...."

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"Mein Bier!"

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"MEIN BIER! MEIN BIER!"

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"MEIN BIER SHALL BE AVENGED"

Bier Kommando is controlled by samuelzz10.

BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY

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Both cannons miss, but one still manages to kill a Bavarian. The Machinegun will be in range next turn.

BAVARIAN WALL COMMAND

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The Valkyries prepare to meet the Pirates in combat.

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The Bavarian Sniper Cannons take out a few of the Allied force.

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A janitor cleans up a dead Bavarian.

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"Sir Konrad, go deal with the intruders. And you, exterminate the vermin behind our walls."
"Yes Kommander"

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A pilot runs to her mini-fighter.

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Two labourers carrying boxes of weapons quickly take the best loot and head to the battle.

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Sir Konrad and his squire prepare to move out.

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They are followed by two Rocket Karts.

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A V-5 rocket is launched. It will travel 15" per turn.

Need orders from Ham.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:53 am

See? I told you Silva was awesome.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:34 pm

Bragallot wrote:See? I told you Silva was awesome.


Best Bros forever.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:39 pm

Of course!

*Alright chaps, I believe I have the GM's goodwill, everything's going according to plan.*
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:18 pm

LENCH SPY NPC'D
(I'm sorry Ham, I just want to get as much done as possible before I head off to Toronto.)

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"Bonjour, I am le German."

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The Lench Spy mimes a wall. Hopefully the Bavarian Pilot will be stupid enough to run into it.

SEND IN YOUR ORDERS. Please.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Ham701 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:23 pm

Fuck, I was busy all yesterday, and was wiped out from an all nighter. I'll get orders in next time.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:37 pm

Ham701 wrote:Fuck, I was busy all yesterday, and was wiped out from an all nighter. I'll get orders in next time.


No, it's partly my fault. If I had waited an hour or more I probably could've gotten them.
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Colette » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:53 pm

Overviews? (I want to gauge how far Victoria is).
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Re: Into The Dragon's Teeth Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:29 pm

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