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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Axel44500 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:44 pm

Hope I'm posting in the right place...

*Who are you ?
My name's Axel, as you can guess. I once ate brussel sprouts, that's how badass I am.

*Do you live with your mom
Does boarding school counts ?

*Where do you come from ?
From the great and mighty land of France.

What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Colette » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:51 pm

Axel44500 wrote:Hope I'm posting in the right place...

*Who are you ?
My name's Axel, as you can guess. I once ate brussel sprouts, that's how badass I am.

*Do you live with your mom
Does boarding school counts ?

*Where do you come from ?
From the great and mighty land of France.

What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.


Salut newbie, comment ça va? You come France, a place that has always lost its wars, so you've got some stuff to prove around here. I hope you amaze us with your army and battle reports though.

You're a bronis? Yuck.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:57 pm

Colette wrote:Salut newbie, comment ça va? You come France, a place that has always lost its wars, so you've got some stuff to prove around here.


The fuck? We've been over this Colette. France is a badass country. I didn't edit that Legofighter thread for nothing.

Also it's good to have another bronis. Administrator Natalya is a bronis, Ogel is a bronis, I am a bronis, ham is a bronis, and whiteagle is a bronis.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Axel44500 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:59 pm

Well, we won, errr... We won WWI ?
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Apollyon » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:00 pm

Axel44500 wrote:What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.


You should grab something, anything by De Sade. That is evil.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:03 pm

Axel44500 wrote:Well, we won, errr... We won WWI ?


Well yeah, if you hadn't created a stalemate with Germany, then us Canadians would have to do a lot more work.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby stubby » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:08 pm

After Napleon kicked the butts of the entire continent of Europe, the French were lé tired.

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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Colette » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:22 pm

stubby wrote:After Napleon kicked the butts of the entire continent of Europe, the French were lé tired.

Technically, Napoleon was a Corsican, which at the time belonged to Italy. The first or second rule of French warfare (I can't remember) is that they win when led by a non-Frenchman (although he still eventually lost to a British boot-maker named Lord Shadowscythe)

Edit: Found my source for all things French Military. If you discredit this I will acknowledge the French are badass.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby stubby » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:36 pm

Very well.  You may continue using the New People Start Here forum to abuse new users based on their nationality.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Zupponn » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:15 pm

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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:09 am

Zupponn wrote:Charlemagne

Ooh nice one. Zupponn ftw
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Ham » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:39 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Thurel

This guy. The most badass man to have ever lived. Served the French military for OVER NINETY YEARS STRAIGHT. At 88, he refused to take a carriage to the coast and marched with his regiment.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Axel44500 » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:02 am

stubby wrote:Very well.  You may continue using the New People Start Here forum to abuse new users based on their nationality.


Don't worry. I expected this. But maybe wed suck at war, but our food is the best in the world. Nothing taste like a good Camembert.
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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Predator » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:15 am

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Re: Introduce yourself!

Postby Bipolarbear » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:04 pm

I've been a lurker on here for a while, but I've finally got a half decent army together, so I figured I'd start posting.

* - Who are you?

I'm Bipolarbear. I'm a high school senior who plays guitar for a comedic hardcore band and plays tournament paintball

* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)

Yep. But only for one more year

* - Where do you come from?

Central PA. Its sucks...

* - What is your quest?

Break as many traffic laws in one night as I can with my friends. I think our record is 9
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