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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by IX_Legion » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Warhead wrote:No, that's an Immortal Battlecruiser and I'm well versed in space and wet naval doctrine... (that actually sounds durty). Immortal Battleships are twice as large. Battlecruisers are for fast raiding behind enemy lines and fleet pursuit/harassment missions.
Okay, like I said, you can call it whatever you like, and if it's used in a battlecruiser's role then it's probably a battlecruiser. Then again, the Brits tried to use battlecruisers like battleships in both world wars, and it didn't turn out to well for the battlecruisers (see Battle of Jutland and HMS Hood).

If that's a battlecruiser, though, I'd hate to see an Immortal battleship... :shock:
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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Post by Zupponn » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:02 pm

Who cares? All I know is that it's awesome.
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:56 pm

IX_Legion wrote:
If that's a battlecruiser, though, I'd hate to see an Immortal battleship... :shock:
:D Exactly.
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Post by Ex_Bajir » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:21 pm

Is that thing in your signature an Immortal Super-Heavy tank?
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:22 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:HANG ON A FUKKEN MINUTE.

*STARES AT WARHEADS SIGNATURE SUPER DEATH TANK*

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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:30 pm

Nope, that's just a Main Battle Tank. The Super Heavies are much bigger and called Nightmares. Hopefully I will make what has been occupying... obsessing my Lego thoughts lately. :twisted:
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:33 pm

Warhead wrote:Nope, that's just a Main Battle Tank. The Super Heavies are much bigger and called Nightmares. Hopefully I will make what has been occupying... obsessing my Lego thoughts lately. :twisted:
Seeing as we haven't even seen the pictures of that damn tank until now.

I demand you sate my hunger, pics! pics good sir! with fluff! descriptive fluff and pics!
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:44 pm

Sorry, no can do young fella me lad. This is strictly a fast Lego cock-tease to dizzy the senses. The tank is already scrap, sacrificed to the Brik-Gods so that they may inspire me to greater efforts and the starting and finishing of the Nightmare Super-tank... and all those annoying Brikwar battles I slobbered on about or was doing before I bogged off.
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Post by Paco » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:14 pm

Warhead's sig just gave me a lego-boner.
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by IX_Legion » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:16 pm

Warhead wrote:The tank is already scrap,
:no: :why:

Oh well, hopefully the Nightmare will be better :twisted:
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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:31 pm

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I removed the Signature Pic that you guys saw, so I better put it in here I guess. Small Immortal MBT which I scrapped. The SHT I want will be twice or more broad... I hope.
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Post by Zupponn » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:07 am

Warhead will do twice the broads.
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Post by Warhead » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:09 pm

hehehe... oops. Fraudulent slip... I mean Freudian, Freudian! :oops:
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Post by Zupponn » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:00 pm

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Re: Immortal Empire: Imperial Army, Vehicles, Weapons'n'shit

Post by Warhead » Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:51 pm

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Oh dear, looks like more civilians are being taught what happens when their leaders spend the planetary defense budget on space hookers again. Aah, another day, another planet to subjugate. But what could the Immortals be using today? This doesn't look like their normal Black on Black trim with a hint of Black uniformity...

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...looks like someone got fed up trying to fix on legs that keep falling off. It's ok, I have a cover story to make it sound cooler than the reality of my couldn't be fucking botheredness. Ta-da! In salute to the paralympics and all free parkers Immortal TechTM would like to bring to you their latest creation. The Daemon Engine Assault Destroyer (or DEAD for short).

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It's power source will be the tormented souls of it's victims guided by Necromancy. I think I'll attribute this device to the Warhead sphincter that escaped Zahru's Medivo. He's been busy and if Shadowscythe agrees he may have been getting naughty and nasty with Shadowsythes plot for living bone constructs. Could containment even a limited containment be achievable? The HORROR!!! I'm sure it's a fairly cool direction for a sphincter plot device.

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IT'S NOT FINISHED YET AS I HAVE MORE COOL IDEAS... AND DON'T FORGET THE BONNER GROIN CANNON! :warhead:

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um, and Khorne's Daemon Engine the Lord of Battles may have influenced me somewhat. :studgod:
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