Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

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Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby ikensall » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:29 pm

Here goes...

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Redcoat

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The Redcoat notices Piratey Pete frolicking around on the mantle piece, despite the fact that there's a bluecoat not far away waiting to get him, his imperialist instincts tell him what must be done.

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However, the cannonball misses and impacts the bottom of the stone mantle, knocking the pirate back, he stumbles onto the plunger box, and pushes the lever down in the process...

(The effects of the plunger box will be revealed next turn.)

Piratey pete loses his footing, and rolls off the edge...

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Squelch. Inadvertantaccidentalkillwithcannonsandimpalement :boss:. +1 almighty benny to silva

Piratey Pete is eliminated!That's what you get for not sending orders and being in fifty other forum battles, ya bastard!

Bluecoat

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He takes the pike from the wall and shoves the table over onto the redcoat's cannon, rendering it un-usable.

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The suit of armour doesn't wan't to miss out on some fun so it decides to follow the bluecoat round Didn't expect that, did you?, he is now called Wilson.

Ninja

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Can you tell what I'm showing here?

It's actually a ninja picking up the musket piratey pete knocked off the mantle piece, but you can't tell because he's a ninja, and my photography really sucks.

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He fires at Bayko and the Baddie, missing completely.
:protip: This is not the first time that musket balls-ups will occur, you have been warned!

Jayko

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Jayko blasts the Baddie with the horn, lowering his defence rating to 2.

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KAPOW! Hack slash whack and the stereotypical Baddie is down! You didn't send in orders either, and you've got loads of other forum battles on the go, killer karetsu has passed judgement. :bitch:

Stereotypical Baddie is eliminated!

Stereotypical Superhero

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Finally, the last grainy picture! The superhero grabs the Baddie's musket from where it fell, and blasts at the bluecoat... he fails and damages nothing but his hypersensitive ego.
:protip: Listen to protips, even if you've sent in orders and have no ability to do anything but wait for impending doom, listen to protips.

That's all for now, ORDERS IN!
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby Thesson » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:32 pm

Can I have wilson?
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:15 pm

LOL! Great madness! :D
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby Cytheran » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:20 pm

What does balls ups mean?
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby ikensall » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:27 pm

Thesson wrote:Can I have wilson?


:? He's just going to follow the bluecoat round, but I'll be taking suggestions from anyone as to what he should be doing.

Warhead wrote:LOL! Great madness! :D


That's my favourite part too. :D

Cytheran wrote:What does balls ups mean?


:son:
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby Ex_Bajir » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:40 pm

Hey,I sent orders in,you must not have got them.

Anyways,can I use my almighty benny to come back as a zambie or something?
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby ikensall » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:38 am

Oops, I thought you were playing the super hero, not the baddie. I think this will work better if you take the superhero from now on, and we say that lawmaster is out, because he didn't send orders, and I thought he was the baddie, sorry for screwing that up :? .
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby Falk » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:40 am

Ahem.
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2 Pirate Pete
Sent: Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:30 am
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Hit the ninja with the croc's tail.
Is there dynamite next to the plunger on the fire place?
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Besides, it's brikwars! all the vehicles are supposed to blow up before the game ends anyways!
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2

Postby ikensall » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:42 am

Falk wrote:Ahem.
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Re: Tea Party of Doom, Turn 2 Pirate Pete
Sent: Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:30 am
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Hit the ninja with the croc's tail.
Is there dynamite next to the plunger on the fire place?
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Besides, it's brikwars! all the vehicles are supposed to blow up before the game ends anyways!
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You died, meaning that you therefore didn't send orders in time to avert this, meaning that I no longer have to worry about any of this. :haha:
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