Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3
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Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3
BRITANNIANS!
The cavalier lasblasts a roach.
And the medics rush to the Britannian allies.
The Rocketeers rush to the Bavarian soldiers and fire, only killing one(though they all have smgs I gave them a single shot alternative).
The Magistrate kills the shit out of a Bavarian knight.
"Ye shoddy bunch of cuntshites, ya may think I'm a sixes and sevens type of fuckin jobby but wait till warhead diddles your mother up the fanny and shags your Auntie!"
Bavarians speak german, not Scottish colloquialisms.
METAL PIRATES
Finlay and another pirate get into an arguement into what it means to be a pirate, and what healing is.
Meanwhile, a pirate shoots the V-5 rocket down.
"Silvykins! Big Brother! You have to live!"
"lolRolo"
The destruction is massive. The only survivors are Silva, a Bavarian soldier and Collette's terminator.
TERMINATOR
The terminator steals a jetpack and flies over to the Queen.
"I AM THE QUEEN OF BRITANNIA! I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO SURRENDER TO THE BAVARIANS AND ALSO KILL SOME BRIKTOIDS AND ZAHRU!"
The Brits get -1d4 skill for attacks made against the new Queen. However, Pirates can still kill her without penalty.
The cavalier lasblasts a roach.
And the medics rush to the Britannian allies.
The Rocketeers rush to the Bavarian soldiers and fire, only killing one(though they all have smgs I gave them a single shot alternative).
The Magistrate kills the shit out of a Bavarian knight.
"Ye shoddy bunch of cuntshites, ya may think I'm a sixes and sevens type of fuckin jobby but wait till warhead diddles your mother up the fanny and shags your Auntie!"
Bavarians speak german, not Scottish colloquialisms.
METAL PIRATES
Finlay and another pirate get into an arguement into what it means to be a pirate, and what healing is.
Meanwhile, a pirate shoots the V-5 rocket down.
"Silvykins! Big Brother! You have to live!"
"lolRolo"
The destruction is massive. The only survivors are Silva, a Bavarian soldier and Collette's terminator.
TERMINATOR
The terminator steals a jetpack and flies over to the Queen.
"I AM THE QUEEN OF BRITANNIA! I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO SURRENDER TO THE BAVARIANS AND ALSO KILL SOME BRIKTOIDS AND ZAHRU!"
The Brits get -1d4 skill for attacks made against the new Queen. However, Pirates can still kill her without penalty.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
This battle has ass burgers
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY
Only one Cannon get it's skill roll right.
And it avenges the Queen. The operators would ask the infrantry to operate the machinegun, but they have social anxiety.
QUEEN VICTORIA V
The Queen rises once more to slay the impostor.
Putting on the discarded helmet(Aryans now get skill penalties for shooting the true Queen).
ZAHRU II'S KAOS KOLLEKTIVE
The roaches decide to hug the pirates to death.
Two more roaches come out of the portal.
Tzan is able to survive the hug, for now.
Two skellies come out of the portal.
And Zahru II misfires the Punt Gun.
SILVADREAM
"teh battle is not turning out very
*puts on teh badass police sunglasses*
Several Bavarians commit suicide to escape the vile noobery.
Including General Waldmann.
Tzan also loses any hope he had left for this world, dying.
Only one Cannon get it's skill roll right.
And it avenges the Queen. The operators would ask the infrantry to operate the machinegun, but they have social anxiety.
QUEEN VICTORIA V
The Queen rises once more to slay the impostor.
Putting on the discarded helmet(Aryans now get skill penalties for shooting the true Queen).
ZAHRU II'S KAOS KOLLEKTIVE
The roaches decide to hug the pirates to death.
Two more roaches come out of the portal.
Tzan is able to survive the hug, for now.
Two skellies come out of the portal.
And Zahru II misfires the Punt Gun.
SILVADREAM
"teh battle is not turning out very
*puts on teh badass police sunglasses*
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Several Bavarians commit suicide to escape the vile noobery.
Including General Waldmann.
Tzan also loses any hope he had left for this world, dying.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
The Queen has gone bald! That'll give the tabloids something to write about.
Zahru ol' chap, I regret to inform you, you are in as sticky a situation as chewing gum that has found itself into the mouth of our dear Sir Alex Ferguson!
Zahru ol' chap, I regret to inform you, you are in as sticky a situation as chewing gum that has found itself into the mouth of our dear Sir Alex Ferguson!
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
It's only a model.Colette wrote:I possess the crown
Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
Bragallot wrote:It's only a model.Colette wrote:I possess the crown
Tzan wrote:That's what Hitler said,Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.
in 1938.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)
BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT
Time for some motherfucking air support, bitch!
Photobucket hates me and deleted a vital photo, the APC shot Silvadream, leaving him at 1 hp, and revealing that this model is a peach.
Two rocketeers were killed by Bavarian Soldaats.
And the other knight rushes into the fray.
As it turns out, the crate is filled with nine grenades.
Turning the Magistrate into a size two flier with size 2 gatling gun.
Time for some motherfucking air support, bitch!
Photobucket hates me and deleted a vital photo, the APC shot Silvadream, leaving him at 1 hp, and revealing that this model is a peach.
Two rocketeers were killed by Bavarian Soldaats.
And the other knight rushes into the fray.
As it turns out, the crate is filled with nine grenades.
Turning the Magistrate into a size two flier with size 2 gatling gun.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete) YO WHITEAGLE!
Yo artillery, think you can get rid of those death karts charging at me? Thank you.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete) YO WHITEAGLE!
I already sent my orders, but I could see if he'd let me change them.Bragallot wrote:Yo artillery, think you can get rid of those death karts charging at me? Thank you.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3 Almost done
BRIKTOID AUTOMATA
They move up, and the line infrantry takes cover behind the plant thing.
They move up, and the line infrantry takes cover behind the plant thing.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3
Well, that went much better than expected.