Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3

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Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:31 am

BRITANNIANS!

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The cavalier lasblasts a roach.

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And the medics rush to the Britannian allies.

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The Rocketeers rush to the Bavarian soldiers and fire, only killing one(though they all have smgs I gave them a single shot alternative).

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The Magistrate kills the shit out of a Bavarian knight.

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"Ye shoddy bunch of cuntshites, ya may think I'm a sixes and sevens type of fuckin jobby but wait till warhead diddles your mother up the fanny and shags your Auntie!"

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:protip: Bavarians speak german, not Scottish colloquialisms.

METAL PIRATES

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Finlay and another pirate get into an arguement into what it means to be a pirate, and what healing is.

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Meanwhile, a pirate shoots the V-5 rocket down.

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"Silvykins! Big Brother! You have to live!"

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"lolRolo"

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The destruction is massive. The only survivors are Silva, a Bavarian soldier and Collette's terminator.

TERMINATOR

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The terminator steals a jetpack and flies over to the Queen.

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"I AM THE QUEEN OF BRITANNIA! I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO SURRENDER TO THE BAVARIANS AND ALSO KILL SOME BRIKTOIDS AND ZAHRU!"

The Brits get -1d4 skill for attacks made against the new Queen. However, Pirates can still kill her without penalty.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Bragallot » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:09 am

Nice shot!
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:24 am

This battle has ass burgers
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Silverdream » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:09 pm

BRITANNIAN ARTILLERY

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Only one Cannon get it's skill roll right.

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And it avenges the Queen. The operators would ask the infrantry to operate the machinegun, but they have social anxiety.

QUEEN VICTORIA V

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The Queen rises once more to slay the impostor.

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Putting on the discarded helmet(Aryans now get skill penalties for shooting the true Queen).

ZAHRU II'S KAOS KOLLEKTIVE

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The roaches decide to hug the pirates to death.

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Two more roaches come out of the portal.

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Tzan is able to survive the hug, for now.

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Two skellies come out of the portal.

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And Zahru II misfires the Punt Gun.

SILVADREAM

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"teh battle is not turning out very
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Several Bavarians commit suicide to escape the vile noobery.

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Including General Waldmann.

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Tzan also loses any hope he had left for this world, dying.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Bragallot » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:32 pm

The Queen has gone bald! That'll give the tabloids something to write about.

Zahru ol' chap, I regret to inform you, you are in as sticky a situation as chewing gum that has found itself into the mouth of our dear Sir Alex Ferguson! 8)
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Colette » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:43 pm

That would be just Victoria for you. I am the true queen of Brittannia since I possess the crown and I retain absolute authority over all of its territories.

@Peasant Victoria: Shut up and Image or be killed for your high treason to your sovereign.

My first royal decree as Queen Artie Schawrtz-niger I is to order all Brittannian territories be transferred to Bavaria.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Bragallot » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:49 pm

Colette wrote:I possess the crown


It's only a model.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby mgb519 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:14 pm

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It's only a model.

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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete)

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:31 pm

BAVARIAN REUZENMACHT

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Time for some motherfucking air support, bitch!

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Photobucket hates me and deleted a vital photo, the APC shot Silvadream, leaving him at 1 hp, and revealing that this model is a peach.

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Two rocketeers were killed by Bavarian Soldaats.

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And the other knight rushes into the fray.

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As it turns out, the crate is filled with nine grenades.

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Turning the Magistrate into a size two flier with size 2 gatling gun.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete) YO badagle!

Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:51 am

Yo artillery, think you can get rid of those death karts charging at me? Thank you.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3(incomplete) YO badagle!

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:30 am

Bragallot wrote:Yo artillery, think you can get rid of those death karts charging at me? Thank you.

I already sent my orders, but I could see if he'd let me change them.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3 Almost done

Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:58 pm

BRIKTOID AUTOMATA

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They move up, and the line infrantry takes cover behind the plant thing.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3

Postby Bragallot » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:07 pm

Well, that went much better than expected.
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Re: Into the Dragon's Teeth turn 3

Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:38 pm

:omnom: More!
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