"Die, bitch!"
The jetpack explodes, killing Artie Schwartzmann(I dislike the n-word).
In the end, Artie forgot the first rule of being English royalty, be German, but not too German.
INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
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INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Silverdream » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:03 pm
QUEEN VICTORIA V
"Die, bitch!"
The jetpack explodes, killing Artie Schwartzmann(I dislike the n-word).
In the end, Artie forgot the first rule of being English royalty, be German, but not too German.
"Die, bitch!"
The jetpack explodes, killing Artie Schwartzmann(I dislike the n-word).
In the end, Artie forgot the first rule of being English royalty, be German, but not too German.
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Bragallot » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:21 pm
Fuck yeah!
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by heavyfishcannon » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:45 pm
Uhmm... Scratch the part of my orders that involved killing the "Queen"!"there are no bystanders in the battle for survival. anyone who will not fight by your side is an enemy you must crush"
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by lawmaster » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:49 pm
That is why I am the true queen you 
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Colette » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:51 pm
Fuck. The ascension of Queen Artie Schwartz-niger I would have brought a rapid end to the Brittannian-TA war and would have saved alot of resources and hassle.
If the weak and rotting Brittannian empire cannot be taken through peaceful means, then we will take it through genocidal ones.
EDIT: Request that Queen Artie have a portrait in the Royal Palace.
If the weak and rotting Brittannian empire cannot be taken through peaceful means, then we will take it through genocidal ones.
EDIT: Request that Queen Artie have a portrait in the Royal Palace.
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Bragallot » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:57 pm
Aye, we'll put one right next to the lavatory ya soft southern bastid!
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Silverdream » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:30 pm
Colette wrote:Fuck. The ascension of Queen Artie Schwartz-niger I would have brought a rapid end to the Brittannian-TA war and would have saved <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of resources and hassle.
If the weak and rotting Brittannian empire cannot be taken through peaceful means, then we will take it through genocidal ones.
EDIT: Request that Queen Artie have a portrait in the Royal Palace.
Artie would be a terrible Queen, do you know what happens when the English monarchy is too German? Bad shit.
Anyways more of turn 4 will be up later today.
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Silverdream » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:39 pm
METAL PIRATES
The pirates are in a death struggle with the roaches, however they're doing surprisingly well.
"main 'en ye apes dae ye want tae bide forever?"
That's the last roach. The Bavarians are fucked now.
ZAHRU II
Zahru melts your Queen. What now?
BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE
The Magistrate is mostly repaired by magic or something.
The Medics heal a horse, and head towards the artillery.
The Cavalier covers Queen Victoria, but misses Zahru.
Only one terminator is left on the line.
The death kart unleashes a barrage of bullets at the knight.
I'm running out of gore.
The pirates are in a death struggle with the roaches, however they're doing surprisingly well.
"main 'en ye apes dae ye want tae bide forever?"
That's the last roach. The Bavarians are fucked now.
ZAHRU II
Zahru melts your Queen. What now?
BRITANNIAN MAIN FORCE
The Magistrate is mostly repaired by magic or something.
The Medics heal a horse, and head towards the artillery.
The Cavalier covers Queen Victoria, but misses Zahru.
Only one terminator is left on the line.
The death kart unleashes a barrage of bullets at the knight.
I'm running out of gore.
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by lawmaster » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:51 pm
Shit...medics?
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Bragallot » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:07 pm
Zahru, what has Brittania ever done to you?Encyclopedia Bragtanica - Fantasy Battles - Scifi Battles
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by heavyfishcannon » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:50 pm
It's okay though! That was just a double right? No? 
"there are no bystanders in the battle for survival. anyone who will not fight by your side is an enemy you must crush"
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Colette » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:50 pm
Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.
Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by heavyfishcannon » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:36 pm
Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.
Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
Oh would she?
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Whiteagle » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:29 pm
Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.
Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
Oh Siri won't need to make herself immortal... Briktoid's plans for the Battle of Verge Velator will see to that...
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Re: INTO THE DRAGON'S TEETH TURN 4
by Zupponn » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:57 pm
heavyfishcannon wrote:Colette wrote:Well she is an immortal (according to silva). She'll be back in no time.
Speaking of which, Siri would be very interested in capturing a female immortal core for her research projects...
Oh would she?
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