WIP battlefield

[Colette]

@OneEye589: I will not stand for this. I demand you edit your first post to be more scientifically accurate. It should be amended to say:

"I was undergoing a hormonal change involving the thickening of the endometrium lining to prepare for the experience of fertilization. Around this time abnormal levels of FSH triggered the selection of a follicle for participation in the menstrual cycle. Then, a spike in luteinizing hormone ruptured the follicle, released the ovum, and left a corpus luteum that continued to produce estrogen and progesterone to promote the thickening of the endometrium in preparation for fertilization. At the end of the cycle the corpus luteum rots away, and the uterus is no longer able to sustain the thickened endometrium and discharges it accompanied by a quantity of blood. The cycle then starts over with the hypothalamus producing gonatropin releasing hormone, stimulating FSH production, etc."

[Silent-sigfig]

Cool battlefield! I like the hill

[Zupponn]

Especially processed meats.

OneEye is a woman who likes meat. Especially when that meat is prepared well.

[ikensall]

I missed all of that, but it looks like someone edited the over-post. Question 6: how can I bleed out of a vagina if I have no vagina? Question 7: I've never been to a fast food restaurant, or at-least never ordered something from them. What is fast food like?... Explain

[OneEye589]

I missed all of that, but it looks like someone edited the over-post. Question 6: how can I bleed out of a vagina if I have no vagina? Question 7: I've never been to a fast food restaurant, or at-least never ordered something from them. What is fast food like?... Explain

6. Ask Brag.
7. It tastes like awesome and horrible at the same time.

Especially processed meats.

OneEye is a woman who likes meat. Especially when that meat is prepared well.

Damn straight.

[Bragallot]

Man, I wonder what's going to happen if I actually try to troll you

Probably the same thing that happens now. You would think you're being clever and smart, and I would be sitting here trying to come up with some sort of response that will make you continue responding and wasting your time and make us both look like assholes. So far it's been working pretty well.

I'm not trying to prove anything, I'm just still wondering how you managed to get so worked up over that comment. If the only reason is 'I have nothing better to do and want to waste someone's time for no reason'... well pathetic doesn't even come close. The next thing that's going to happen is probably that you'll start complaining that I'm biased towards your posts for no reason. Anyway this is getting really boring, come back when you can speak to me without making yourself look like a dick.

[OneEye589]

I wasn't worked up. Like I said, after work I have nothing to do, so when I come on here and see you just being weird and lame for no reason, I mess with you. Then you get all "Hahaha, OneEye's getting all mad and stuff! Everyone must think he's such an asshole and that I'm so clever," when really I'm just sitting here watching TV, eating, talking to people, and waiting for that little notification to pop up saying you replied so I can post another mindless comment. It may make you feel better about yourself man, but everyone else just thinks we're dumb, pointless, and not even entertaining. This is basically how it always goes:


You


Me


Everyone else

[stubby]

everyone else just thinks we're dumb, pointless, and not even entertaining.

This is an accurate statement. I have never been able to figure out what you two get out of having this same exchange over and over again, but I figure you must be enjoying it in some obscure way that the rest of us can't understand, or you wouldn't keep going back to it. Who am I to judge.

[OneEye589]

I find it entertaining that he thinks he's clever and impressing you guys or some crap. And that he just keeps spiraling down into the same crap over and over.

[stubby]

Yeah, that's the thing, I don't think either of you actually thinks that. That would make it a lot easier to understand, I've got to admit.

This is going to sound weird, but if anything your conversations remind me of an old married couple.

[Killer Karetsu]

holy shit I just realised those are dogs in OneEyes avatar

edit: nice field, too

[OneEye589]

Aw man, now he's not posting

[Zupponn]

I have never been able to figure out what you two get out of having this same exchange over and over again, but I figure you must be enjoying it in some obscure way that the rest of us can't understand, or you wouldn't keep going back to it.

I wonder if it's like sex to them.

[piltogg]

[Silverdream]