I wasn't worked up. Like I said, after work I have nothing to do, so when I come on here and see you just being weird and lame for no reason, I mess with you. Then you get all "Hahaha, OneEye's getting all mad and stuff! Everyone must think he's such an asshole and that I'm so clever," when really I'm just sitting here watching TV, eating, talking to people, and waiting for that little notification to pop up saying you replied so I can post another mindless comment. It may make you feel better about yourself man, but everyone else just thinks we're dumb, pointless, and not even entertaining. This is basically how it always goes:

You

Me

Everyone else