Introductions

[Vami_IV]

I may not be able to post my armies, as they are in storage. Instead, what I can do is tell stories, intro characters, and Intro my three home-worlds.
Yes three. Bitching about it makes a argument as valid as barking at a tree
In favor of the TA, I shall begin with hy largest home world, Vamtopia. Documents straight from the Red Moth.

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File: Planet: Vamtopia
The largest planet ever documented. (So big in fact that Jupiter is a dapper pebble in comparison). Vamtopian Imperial presence: 57% (With the a planet this large, it would take even the Immortals a few years to conquer, and with average temps so cold that even the Iceworlders refuse to visit). Our glorius Empire rapidly conquers more and more of the planet every week, but it's size has hampered our fastest attempts. Despite this, the Vamtopians are a tough race of people (Cold wise, of course) because of their fridgid planet. Vamtopian summers can sometimes last for decades, making life quite miserable for the thick-blooded Vamtopians.
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Moar maybe...

Here are your pics. Stop bitching. This volcano minus X-Wing is Vamtopia at the Equator. Though, it's inhabitants like the polar caps better.

Vamtopia. With trillions of thrivingforests, cities, mountains, volacanoes (Wanna guess where our heroes like to hang around and build their cities?) and BION, oceans. With life. Towards of the center of our painted globe, imagine a line of black going in all angles.

[Thesson]

No. Why on earth would you make this the best planet in the world while also the worst. Bad tone and awful all around. It's like you were trying to be an asshole with this one.

[Colette]

It's not even a brik fiction. Get it out of artwork and into the wiki, or even better in the armory with pics. If you want to put it here it should have a plot and some characters.

[Zupponn]

I know this planet. The Zupponn Mining Co. controls all economic interests on it and has it wired to blow once the GT runs dry.

[Arkbrik]

No. Why on earth would you make this the best planet in the world while also the worst. Bad tone and awful all around. It's like you were trying to be an asshole with this one.

Wut? It's not the best or worst planet, it's the biggest planet. And the tone is not worse than any other average planet description. Did you even read it? It's like you were trying to be an asshole with that post.

It's not even a brik fiction. Get it out of artwork and into the wiki, or even better in the armory with pics. If you want to put it here it should have a plot and some characters.

Nope. This forum is for everything that I and Hoboman consider art. And I have a very broad definition of art. You should be able to post this kind of stuff somewhere on the BrikWars forums, because it's cool, but not in the Armory, because it has no pics, so Artwork is the natural place for it.

I know this planet. The Zupponn Mining Co. controls all economic interests on it and has it wired to blow once the GT runs dry.

Hey, what a coincidence, guess what Vergilius Raskolnikov has done with the Zupponn Mining Co...

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I don't get all the aggression. Has this Vami_IV person done something to deserve our eternal hatred that I've missed?

[Colette]

No. Why on earth would you make this the best planet in the world while also the worst. Bad tone and awful all around. It's like you were trying to be an asshole with this one.

Wut? It's not the best or worst planet, it's the biggest planet. And the tone is not worse than any other average planet description. Did you even read it? It's like you were trying to be an asshole with that post.

It's not even a brik fiction. Get it out of artwork and into the wiki, or even better in the armory with pics. If you want to put it here it should have a plot and some characters.

Nope. This forum is for everything that I and Hoboman consider art. And I have a very broad definition of art. You should be able to post this kind of stuff somewhere on the BrikWars forums, because it's cool, but not in the Armory, because it has no pics, so Artwork is the natural place for it.

I know this planet. The Zupponn Mining Co. controls all economic interests on it and has it wired to blow once the GT runs dry.

Hey, what a coincidence, guess what Vergilius Raskolnikov has done with the Zupponn Mining Co...

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I don't get all the aggression. Has this Vami_IV person done something to deserve our eternal hatred that I've missed?

Tons of Weaboo crap and some other stuff that I can't remember has made him slightly unlikeable.

[stubby]

Yeah, I was kind of confused by the uninvited aggro also, until I looked at the list of people aggroing. Thesson and Colette have been (or still are, depending who you ask) in the "slightly unlikable" camp and were both subjected to the same kind of knee-jerk abuse in the past; they're just paying forward the same treatment. Victims of abuse go on to abuse; tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme etc.

In Zupponn's case I forget whether he was ever hazed the way Thesson and Colette were, or if he was already a jerk when he first got here.

the best planet in the world

Also, lol

[Colette]

My apologies stubby, that was unbecoming behavior. I promise to act nicer to Vami_IV in the future.

[stubby]

Oh I don't care if you're not nice; niceness is for the New People forum. I just think it's funny to come up with bullshit theories on the motivations behind everybody dogpiling on what I thought was a kind of an interesting start of an idea for a planet and religion.

[Vami_IV]

Oh I don't care if you're not nice; niceness is for the New People forum. I just think it's funny to come up with bullshit theories on the motivations behind everybody dogpiling on what I thought was a kind of an interesting start of an idea for a planet and religion.

Be an ass to me. It makes me learn.
Thanks, stubby BTW
@ Thesson You have a son. Stop being a unmature little shit ranting on the internet and spend more time with your fucking son. Get a life.
@ Zuppon I repect that you are trying to maintain your status, but you live under a rather large, unmoveable rock. There is a magical veil with similar qualites as the ore in Medivo's crust that prevents from sci-fiing. This is why I am stuck, and cannot crush the Britannians.

[aoffan23]

@ Thesson If you have a son, I feel for him. He must be wondering what his inmature dad is doing, sniffinf pot and staring at the strange box on the desk you live in. Get a life.

[Ben-Jammin]

@ Zuppon I repect that you are trying to maintain your status, but you live under a rather large, unmoveable rock. There is a magical veil with similar qualites as the ore in Medivo's crust that prevents from sci-fiing. This is why I am stuck, and cannot crush the Britannians.

The plot thickens.

[Vami_IV]

Probelm?

[Zupponn]

Thesson and Colette have been (or still are, depending who you ask) in the "slightly unlikable"

Thesson was considered unlikable? I know of Colette's problems, but I don't think that Thesson ever got any flak from anybody.

In Zupponn's case I forget whether he was ever hazed the way Thesson and Colette were, or if he was already a jerk when he first got here.

I'm not sure that I was. I tried really hard not to come off as a douche early on and remember Warhead liking me. Then I sort of just picked up the same attitude that everyone else has around here. Or maybe I was a jerk the whole time and it manifested itself as time went by. I'd accept that.

@ Zuppon I repect that you are trying to maintain your status, but you live under a rather large, unmoveable rock. There is a magical veil with similar qualites as the ore in Medivo's crust that prevents from sci-fiing. This is why I am stuck, and cannot crush the Britannians.

You have passed the test by not getting booty bothered and in the process have made the planet sound a whole lot more interesting. So, the ZMC is not on the planet, but broadcasts this to other factions in order to keep the area relatively quiet while we try study the anti-sci-fi ore with our high tech equipment.

[Whiteagle]

What I'd like to know is how a solid planet that makes a gas giant look small can possibly exist...

...Unless it ISN'T a solid planet IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Calling it now, the whole planet is actual a Dyson Sphere!