Drei Allianz!

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Vami IV » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:00 pm

*Vami walks over to the concession stand :omnom:
(I Vonder zhat zee Space Piltogg will nao? Hav to omnom to find out) *Vami walks out of the room to grab a Derpder Pepdur and is stopped by the Uberkaiser's Vangaurd bodygaurds.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:17 pm

So much to address here.

For one, Lieutenant means "A person in place of". Therefore to be Lieutenant Uberkaiser you are Uberkaiser in the original Uberkaiser's absence. Therefore, Bragallot is only the Lieutenant Uberkaiser if Piltogg is absent, when or if Piltogg dies Bragallot would become a full Uberkaiser.

Herr Direktor is much like a secretary or administrator of the Third Alliance and is vital to the organization and activity of the Third Alliance and it's Uberkaiser. Much like a Chancellor to a Kaiser.

Zweitekaiser basically amounts to someone who is in charge of protecting the Uberkaiser and purity, a la Himmler and the SS.

The Bavarian Government admits that Kaiser Klaus is the Aryan superman, being of Nordic and German heritage and a noble warrior and commander.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:05 pm

Hehe... Uberkaiser rhymes with Pooperkaiser. Maybe they're synonyms?

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:28 pm

Ah, newly hatched :troll: s, they have so much to learn.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Vami IV » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:23 pm

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:26 pm

Chancellor Hohenheim of Bavaria: We cannot afford to lose the Briktoid Automata, their manufacturing speed, numbers and navy are too valuable to fall into enemy hands. Still, the pwniys are an affront to the brikverse and must be destroyed accordingly.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Falk » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:29 pm

Wait, what happened?
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:38 pm

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A group of pwnies were ambushed by a group of scavs and massacred. However, this was only a small contingent of penises.

The Briktoid Automata have many pwnie sympathisers or "brwnies" in their ranks. Thus purging the pwnies could cause a civil war in the Briktoid Automata.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Falk » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:41 pm

Memory wipe them?
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:52 pm

^ that

Either that or we'll take over the central computer / reprogram all the droids :all:
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby piltogg » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:18 pm

I have consulted the Internets... and they have told me that being pro-pwnie is acceptable.

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My little Piltogg, My little Piltogg,
Rise of the Bipeds will speed the pace!
Changing and growing, strong and all-knowing,
Bringing you horrors untold.
Mein Über-Poni, Mein Über-Poni,
What does the future hold?

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:06 pm

Being pro-something and constantly pushing it up people's faces are two completely different things though.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:37 pm

Chancellor Hohenheim: Very well, we will not cleanse brwnies, but instead accept them. Perhaps even ally with them.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:40 pm

If you can't do the job just send them over to us. Well 'take care' of them.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Colette » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:37 pm

As I said before I have too little time at the moment to do anything of sufficient awesome. The instant I do, however, (and after I can place my next bricklink order) the Trattorian empire will launch the greatest genocide campaign the brik-verse has ever witnessed, we will declare total war on the pwnies and will not stop to accept surrender. We will only be satisfied with the extermination of every last pwnie in our local galaxy cluster.

*Note: This isn't canon yet. I'm just stating my intentions for the future.
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