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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Natalya » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:26 am

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:I played the part of the Menggu, while my hot wife played the part of the Third Alliance defenders.

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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Whiteagle » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:14 am

Hey, Pedro's sexy wife is pretty sexy, and being married to the other half of a narrative causality must come with perks!

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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:19 pm

Since we've become busy with school and work (not to mention I'm also doing Quest for the Magical Chicken and Sky Ruler) the Menggu have decided to retreat. The loss of a Slasher as commander is too humiliating to make any of the men want to continue. The Third Alliance wins this one.
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Tzan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:16 pm

Silverdream wrote:You've done the Fynns and Bavarians great justice, and your wife is to be rewarded handsomely for her excellent command of the T 'n' A forces.
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Predator » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:08 am

:omnom:
*Battle doesn't continue*
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:08 pm

Yep. Battle doesn't continue. The pieces have been put away for now. Menggu lost anyway.
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by piltogg » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:28 pm

does database 34 refer to your pr0n collection?

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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Zupponn » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 am

piltogg wrote:does database 34 refer to your pr0n collection?
I'm guessing that that's actually Database 69. 34 is probably an open database.
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:32 am

Just found out what 34 means on the internet. My faith-in-humanity score just went down by 20 points. Changing the name now.
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Re: Assault on Database 34

Post by stubby » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:45 am

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Just found out what 34 means on the internet. My faith-in-humanity score just went down by 20 points. Changing the name now.
It doesn't matter. There's already pr0n of it.
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Re: Assault on Database 32

Post by Bragallot » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:27 am

I'm adding to that rule: If it exists, it always has some reference to pr0n.
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Re: Assault on Database 32

Post by Whiteagle » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:55 pm

I don't know... I don't think I've found any shoe pr0n on the Internet...

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Re: Assault on Database 32

Post by piltogg » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:59 pm

now you have : http://www.google.com/search?q=two+shoe ... 80&bih=604

I'd imagine it's an extension of a foot-fetish.

There's boot related pron, andhigh-heel related pr0n, and tenis shoe related pr0n

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Re: Assault on Database 32

Post by Predator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:25 pm

Whiteagle wrote:I don't know... I don't think I've found any shoe pr0n on the Internet...
34. There is pr0n of it, no exceptions.

34.2. There are penises of it, no exceptions.

34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.

35. If no pr0n is found of it, it will be made.

35.2. If no pwny is found of it, it will be made.

35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
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Re: Assault on Database 32

Post by stubby » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:07 pm

Whiteagle wrote:I don't know... I don't think I've found any shoe pr0n on the Internet...
Is this a joke? Shoe fetish is one of the most standard and common fetishes. Even the sub-fetishes (crush, bootlicking, etc) are all considered deathly boring and vanilla at this point.

Although, I really should say "shœ." Conjoined œ, you know.
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