Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

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Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by stubby » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:19 am

Prologue | Turn 1 | Turns 2 and 3 | Turn 4 | Turn 5 | Turn 6 | Turn 7

TURN 7: RAINBOW KNIGHTS

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SIR IVASSCUS: Never fear, good Trotsky! As always, I have Stalin's best interests at heart!

(Trotsky keeps silent and plays dumb.)

IVasscus straps Stalin to the horse's ass, sadly regretting that his comatose state means that he will never smell all the banana farts IVasscus is diligently laying on him in his green cape dutch oven.

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SIR IVASSCUS: later assholes


TURN 7: VLADTRON FORCES

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GUY ON WALL: They're getting away!

DRAYKO: Not if I have anything to say about it! Dragons! Run them down!

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DRAGON KNIGHT 1: Trap.

DRAGON KNIGHT 2: Obvious trap.

DRAYKO: What? Get moving! They're getting away!

DRAGON KNIGHT 1: Feigned retreat, trying to draw us out.

DRAGON KNIGHT 2: Even the Jellybeans aren't stupid enough to attack a castle with only two knights.

DRAYKO: Crap!


TURN 7: KING METHHOUSE

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King MethHouse has been watching the entire proceedings in his Crystal MethBalls, especially appreciating IVasscus's secret Feats to smear stinky bananas all over Stalin in turn 1to make him more easily detectable, and throwing his voice to pretend to be a guy spotting Stalin in turn 4. Regardless, the drawbridge is down, and the King's armies are ready for the assault. All that remains now is Dogdu's mission to learn VladTron's secret plans.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by IVhorseman » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:43 am

I hope he enjoyed watching stalin FALL ON HIS ASS.

I wouldn't have minded leading the dragons into a trap though.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:09 pm

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Zahru II » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:28 pm

Yup, makes me wanna get som POTC parts.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Predator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:39 pm

Yeah I wanna get the captains quarters for the zombies and furniture, which could fit in with my Kingdoms Castle.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:31 pm

We can all agree that Trotsky was the real hero of this battle.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:34 pm

In true knights kingdom 2 fashion, there was no bloodshed

Except scorpions. And that horse.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by IVhorseman » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:35 pm

And you.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2, Turn 7

Post by Zupponn » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:59 pm

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