Death to all Cloan brands! Only the Pure Briks deserve to live!
Oh wait, you wanted to see an army? Here ya go:
My army laying down the pain!
Trooper with no weapons. The trooper has +1 armor (light armor) than a regular minifig, and therefore +1 CP, but otherwise is the same.
The Pure Brik Trooper kicking butt and taking names.
Close up of the basic trooper. He has a CP of 9 (with weapons and armor boost).
Pure Brik Blastinatortm
Pure Brik Shieldomatictm
: Armored Parry
Pure Brik Chainsword Trooper spares no expense when it comes to violence!
Close ups. CP on this dude is 11 with weapons and armor.
Pure Brik Chainswordtm
Pure Brik MiniBlastinatortmCP
Nice face, bro.
Pure Brik Skiwheeler Trooper, on and off bike. It's stats are the same as the horse/rider in the manual, except it's plus 4 CP for weapons attached on it and for the trooper's light armor.
and the "Ski" bit (for those interested - it took some time to come up with, so you better be interested!).
Oh yeah, the Pure Brik hero, General Lee Intimidating!
Some shots of him. He is the same as other Super Soldier heroes except that he has an armor of 2d6+1, and the ability Lady Charmer
(he can sway women on the field within a 5" radius to do some action, and it's seperate from his heroic feat). Because of these stuff he is 21 CP (with weapons).
The BastardBlastinator. It has the same stats as a Long-range weapon and hand weapon combined, so it has a CP of 7.
Group shot. DEATH TO CLOAN BRANDS!!!
Why look! A Maniac Beer tap!
It's delicious and hardcore "Manly Mineral" flavor is just sitting there.
Of course, the Great Nations of the Pure Briks would be here. The only thing they love more than Maniac beer and rock music is killing Cloan brands.
Crud! A stupid Spaes Murcenury.
The dumb Spaes Murcenury fires his Spaes Pisstul. Good thing the trooper has a shield!
Blazam! Eat laser pistol, n00b!
Now nothing stands between the trooper and his "Manly Mineral" Maniac beer!
Spoke too soon.
The trooper spins around to face the BOT OF MUCH DOOM.
And dodges out of the way of the flamethrower.
The BOT OF MUCH DOOM is hit... but it has no effect.
The BOT OF MUCH DOOM begins to play his theme song."I like big guns and I can not lie!
Even peach figs can't denie
That when a fig walks in with a little bitty brain
And a big gun in your face
You get killed!"
Apparently the music has attracted another GNPB trooper.
I guess he doesn't like Sir Brix-A-Lot.
At least the BOT OF MUCH DOOM had a cool theme song.
The GNPB trooper walks toward the Maniac beer to claim it.
But the evil Dr. Tophat drives to it on his Tophatmobile!
Quick! He's getting away the Maniac beer! Who can stop him?
The troopers can't catch him...
But this guy can!
It going to big a big explosion! YES!
Or not. That works too.
The bike trooper steals the Maniac beer!
Comments and criticism welcome. I only have those four units right now, and one of each weapon except the MiniBlastinatortm
, so it's really more of a concept.
Hope you guys liked it and don't feel I wasted 15 minutes of you life. Finally, I leave you with this: